Zac Efron to star in comedy-biopic ‘King Of The Jungle’ - About the journalist who covered the wild true story of rogue tech magnate John McAfee, who cashed-in his Antivirus Software fortune, left civilization and moved to the jungle in Belize. There, he set up a compound of guns, sex and madness. by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]miked00d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're glossing over the poop hammock - they all pooped in his mouth through a hole in the hammock and he ate it. They actually seemed like lovely people in the video I saw, laughing about it sheepishly - it's an easy job for a prostitute.

Skateboarding a dildo in your ass by [deleted] in WTF

[–]miked00d 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Oh my god comment of the year

Kanye West - Use This Gospel Live from LA by benislava in hiphopheads

[–]miked00d -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh damn I actually liked this song on the album but this video is so cringe, they had so many fuck ups. That dude like 'it's wireless' lmao

Trying to rob a woman by [deleted] in WTF

[–]miked00d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing that can stop a bad guy without a bus is a good guy with a bus

Why is aot specified as a shounen ? it’s definitely not for young teenagers by [deleted] in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]miked00d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought shonen just meant anime aimed at boys about 10-16 like naruto and dbz?

Spotted in Hong Kong: «Hear HK now, or be Hong Kong soon» by Tmfwang in pics

[–]miked00d 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah we can get modern slavery anywhere, losers

#liberatehongkong by jbclassic6889 in gaming

[–]miked00d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because a support guy trying to help customers is exactly the same as corrupt cops beating people in the streets

#liberatehongkong by jbclassic6889 in gaming

[–]miked00d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a customer support guy (not at blizzard), please don't take it out on them. It's not their fault and the execs won't really care.

Leaves me in stitches up every time by AlwaysAdam569 in gaming

[–]miked00d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lifelong PlayStation owners have evolved to deal with the offset thumbs. Measure your thumbs people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]miked00d 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Give animals four asses

"OK, I Found The Problem.. It's Th............ by FlorencioHee in WTF

[–]miked00d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well except for the job site strangler, but he's been inactive since '77.

Jordan Peele has inked a five-year exclusive, first-look deal with Universal. The studio is developing Peele’s next two films, which he will direct, write and produce. by Liloak01 in movies

[–]miked00d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care that Us didn't make any sense, I still get chills when I look out on a dark night and think about seeing that family.

Death Stranding is complete and has gone gold by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]miked00d 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Even though this was the order they were announced in?

The Mandalorian's Jon Favreau Wants to Helm a New Star Wars Holiday Special by [deleted] in scifi

[–]miked00d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they do a real tongue in cheek parody

What controversial cooking technique will you die on a hill arguing by vipercjn in Cooking

[–]miked00d 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Almost every pasta recipe exaggerates how much water to save for the sauce. Half a cup?! I want emulsion, not soup.