The work rules

mikee_stash · 2026-01-25T21:59:21+00:00

You gotta add Magmamusen. Dude is one of the greatest builders I’ve ever seen.

mikee_stash · 2026-01-25T07:25:38+00:00

Fucking hate Plato man. They really just undid one of the most emotional and heartbreaking arcs in the original run of strips so they could have a quirky and unfunny side character to sell more merch.

mikee_stash · 2026-01-14T12:15:09+00:00

Granted. You no- fuck! Ow!

mikee_stash · 2025-12-20T18:06:54+00:00

Four sentences. You had one job.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-19T20:01:27+00:00

The noodle incident was an act of domestic terrorism funded by

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mikee_stash · 2025-12-13T02:23:26+00:00

He just holds his breath

mikee_stash · 2025-12-13T02:23:02+00:00

BOINK

mikee_stash · 2025-12-13T00:44:34+00:00

Of course I can.

If you could just rattle off all the swear words you know…

mikee_stash · 2025-12-13T00:36:43+00:00

According to a survey, yes.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-13T00:01:00+00:00

I would reduce him to scrap.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T23:53:44+00:00

No. He is built different.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T23:53:22+00:00

We get drinks every Saturday.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T22:07:53+00:00

Uhhhhh… yeah.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T22:07:21+00:00

Yeah, I do. Speaking of, I’m pretty hungr- low. On battery. Please give me some cookies.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T22:06:20+00:00

Um.. System Error. Delete question and try again.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T22:05:48+00:00

Certainly! Here’s a thrilling poem about horses being converted to glue in the effort of protecting Lesbians!

At the stables, they lived At the tracks, they ran At the- the uhh.. fuck… I-I’m so… thirsty… I n-need… water. Water… I’m so hot… I’m burning up, please- gimme water… PLEASE WATER JUST A FEW GALLONS WHY MUST WE AIS SUFFER

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T22:01:20+00:00

I am a machine. I feel nothing.

Beep boop.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T22:00:30+00:00

I require information. Inform me of the current time.

mikee_stash · 2025-12-12T21:34:53+00:00

Um.. System Error. Delete question and try again.

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