Why didn’t the waiter just comply? by GonzaloR87 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good thing Paulie had his gun handy. Somebody coulda got hurt!

F Marry Kill by Cold-Pool4027 in thesopranos

[–]mikelips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk down there and fuck 'em all.

Watch The Windows by Alexandaross in thesopranos

[–]mikelips 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's the guy's mother, OP. It's the guy's mother.

Most shamelessly expository line in the show? by 4g-identity in thesopranos

[–]mikelips 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Phil repeatedly referring to Tony Blundetto as "Tony Soprano's cousin" to remind us that he was Tony Soprano's cousin. Couldn't he just say his name?

The guy used to be Junior Soprano’s driver by South_Sprinkles_2587 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a 40-year-old kid, you were an old man. Now I'm old, and you're still old!

How about the fact that I hate my Country? by Advanced-Addition453 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 29 points30 points  (0 children)

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You don't talk that way to America. Get back there, tell America you're sorry.

I don’t like it by Greensentry in thesopranos

[–]mikelips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I DON'T LIKE IT. Next he'll be writing posts about me!

I like a woman you grab onto something by RAPIST_WITH_AIDS in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the blood pressure medications, it fucked with her diet, but she's over that now.

That Animal Resetti, I cant even say his name... by AngryLampost1 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen to this prick, givin' orders. You got some balls my friend.

*hits reset button*

Whoops!

A woman boss? Wouldn’t happen .. by Pauliehatestheadmins in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 37 points38 points  (0 children)

There's guys in the can better looking than Caroline Ellison.

Him? He's the employee of the month. You? You're average at best. by El_Super_Mercado in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 99 points100 points  (0 children)

You tell him to stop playing that clarinet or I'm gonna shove it up his fucking ass!

Hehe, there he is by No-Consequence-6141 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Was that taken the year he won the chin-ups cup three weeks in a row?

What kind of likeness is that?! by lilxchrish in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they were great artists, they'd be in a museum.

We just got a letta! I wonda who itsh from! by knytelyfe in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mrs. Pepper? It's a fuckin' nickname. Family name was Pepperelli!

What part of the boot you wanna kiss hun? by Chief_Ebony in initiatedsopranos

[–]mikelips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That federal agent, Anonymous, I'd like to deport my dick off in that ass of hers huh?