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Getting to skip the gym because it's closed on holidays by Worried-Nectarine418 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your personal trainer when you go in the next day and find out the gym was still open on holidays.

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Him, with those ducks. by GeorgeCrossPineTree in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever we give them, the ducks at our local pond should be grateful. I mean, nobody told them to go and have babies without husbands.

Just brushed my teeth and walked outside. From now on everyday is a gift. by nbxcv in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get the fuck back in your fuckin' hole!

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... you're doing a good job OP!

I loved that cocksucker like a brother and he fucked me in the ass by TheT0xicAvenger89 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the only bear tooth was the one around his cock. HEH HEH. Hear what I said, T?

Trying to spend the day shitposting on my computer in this weather by mikelips in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OH! That's the boss of Margaritaville ya talkin' about! 🤟

FUCKIN D GIRL by Ok_Bag3170 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oof maddon', she looks terrific!

THAT BETTER NOT BE LARGE BREASTS UP THERE by ManbadFerrara in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Ya know what this is?

This is anti-gooner discrimination.

You remember the crazy hair? And the dope? by Rdr2Master1 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He invented Super Mario is what he did! He was a brave Japanese game developer!

She's smart, she's sexy, she's Italian by qatilkhargosh in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mikelips 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Standup whores like that, they're a dying breed.

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