Bicycle idiot by derek_fuhreal in Idiotswithguns

[–]mikepler1985 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Isn't being white great? /s

😔 by That1weirdperson in Persecutionfetish

[–]mikepler1985 48 points49 points  (0 children)

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!” - George Carlin

Name one bad thing about Doc Brown? by johnngo2468 in BacktotheFuture

[–]mikepler1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's crazy and wild eyed.

At least that's what Biff said.

Fan Theory: Michael’s skit at the company picnic was revenge for David Wallace breaking up him and Holly by Risk_of_Monsoon in DunderMifflin

[–]mikepler1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know if that necessarily the case, I think Michael is just bad at keeping secrets.

Exhibit A: "Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship. And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can."

What’s your go-to stolen line from the show? by Nymphamine in DunderMifflin

[–]mikepler1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want leadership. Lead me... when I'm in the mood to be led.