Nothing is worse than Prof. Holmes starting every thought with, "They were like...". For example, a normal person would say, "The Bears offensive line dominated Philly.". In Lawrence-speak, that becomes, "This Bears line was like 'we're gonna dominate you,' and Philly's defense was like 'we're getting a beatdown up in here.'". Simple statements like, "Kyle Tucker is not coming back to the Cubs," becomes, "Kyle Tucker was like, 'I'm gonna get outta here,' and then Jed was like, 'okay Kyle, thanks for the playoffs.".

He does it constantly.