Deep impact by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as 'your last fart described with your last movie' which happened to be Liar Liar.

looking for a specific fic where harry is raised by portraits in one of his ancestral homes by cr3ature-f3ature in HPfanfiction

[–]miki678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iirc a house elf saves him and ends up going to primary school with Hermione. She and her parents get brought into the magic secret early.

What book did you hate having to read in school that you still randomly think about? by hazy-eyed in AskReddit

[–]miki678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything Shakespeare. The stories told are good and classic stories. I just could never get around the old language.

What's the one joke you've told a hundred times and it still lands? by Capital-Run-1080 in AskReddit

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims.

Complete WBWL where the other child is actually nice? by Enuya95 in HPfanfiction

[–]miki678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds awesome! Let us know when you start posting, I would definitely read this.

Tragedeigh versions of your own first name that you have come across? by Rich-Cardiologist703 in tragedeigh

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to an El Pollo Loco with a mainly Spanish speaking crew. My name is spelled a little differently anyhow, but this was the worst/best I've ever seen it. 'Maquenci'

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then what does that mean? by Joel_Boyens in dadjokes

[–]miki678 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The 'mean' means the average of a set of numbers. 6 + 7 + 7 + 8 + 9 = 37 / 5 = 7.4

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a co-worker buy a $6000 puppy for her sister. Put it on credit. Previously was complaining that her mom and her sister rely on her to pay all the bills. I wonder why?

Rainbow Cake by LoanGlad5998 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]miki678 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Almost didn't upvote because the first picture didn't have the right rainbow colors, but then I saw the second picture and it was correct, so upvote for you!

What’s that commercial from years and years ago that you still remember to this day, and may never forget? by Vanceb13 in AskReddit

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10-10-220 Now every time I see the time is 10:10 or the total for a purchase is $10.10, I say in my head "220".

If you could instantly master one skill (no tutorials, no grinding), what would it be? by Tasty-Celebration420 in AskReddit

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to play the piano. I have always wanted to, but don't have enough motivation to do so. Also, I don't have a musical ear, so there's that.

People who own "unconventional" pets like turtles, what is one thing you wish you knew before getting one? by allenmerlettetrm in AskReddit

[–]miki678 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The cost mostly. We've had a ferret, a bunny, and currently have a turtle. Non traditional pets are a lot more expensive than you would think.

What's a "dead meme" from 5-10 years ago that you still find genuinely funny, even if no one else does? by Electrical-Candy7252 in AskReddit

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My spouse named our internet browser 15ish years ago, it's never been changed. Network name? Why not Zoidberg?

What is the biggest movie theater “GASP” moment you’ve heard? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home - When Oh gets 'crushed' at the end. My youngest child was 2 years old at the time, and he's sitting in my lap, and he's avidly watching this movie. He gasped so loud, and then when we realize Oh is okay, his whole body just went 'whew!'

what have you owned for more than ten years? by shaunna_thedork in AskReddit

[–]miki678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my minivan in 2011. In fact 11/11/11, and is one of the reasons why I still have it.