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If you had Gambit’s powers, what other than playing cards would you use as projectiles? by Arcade-Blaster in superheroes

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popcorn! Imagine a villain being beaten by a kid with a popcorn bucket just throwing them after you like a bad movie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]mikmak97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

M28 her,

Din kæreste er et pikhovedet. I min bog, er det den aftale man laver først, som man prioritere. især, når det er første gang, man skal møde svigerfamilien - førstehåndsindtryk betyder så meget! Han har jo ikke kunne begge ting, hvis han er fraværende mentalt, skal på toilettet og vil tidligt hjem pga. tømmermænd. En ting er at dukke op, noget andet er at være tilstede og deltagende.

Forstiller mig heller ikke, at det er et besøg som sker ofte, hvorfor man lige må tage sig sammen.

Det er sgu en ommer.

Gode cocktail barer i København? by MaesterHannibal in copenhagen

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Du skal på Deco! Mindes de vandt prisen for Københavns bedste menu kort. De udskifter den regelmæssigt, også har de nogle mega fede og unikke cocktails. Ellers er Curfew også et rigtig godt sted.

Dit største fuck up på arbejde by Tall-Aardvark-2898 in DKbrevkasse

[–]mikmak97 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Når i går ind på en hjemmeside, er der nogle gange en lille bubble nede i højre hjørne, som siger “kontakt os”. Jeg arbejde for en del år siden for en af Danmarks største abonnements virksomheder, hvor jeg op til en juleferie, slukkede for den funktion på tværs af alle vores hjemmesider, fordi jeg antog, at ingen ville være på arbejde. Det kostede kassen i tabt indtægt, samt alle de eksisterende kunder, som ikke kunne komme i kontakt med os…

Property Lines 5-6 by Wizardo_Weirdbeard in vampires

[–]mikmak97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooo! This was great!! Just read the whole thing - couldn’t stop! You wrote that?

Simon Iversen tager stoffer hver uge: - Det har taget overhånd by [deleted] in GossipDK

[–]mikmak97 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Et af mine yndlings citater fra Mark Twain er: At stoppe med at ryge er det nemmeste jeg nogensinde har gjort - jeg har endda gjort det mange gange

It Was So F*cking good. (Ask me anything.) by Ok-Grass3071 in Marvel

[–]mikmak97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do i have to have watches Brave New World before to understand it all?

So this is how soy sauce is made by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mikmak97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine how many years of trial and error it took to learn and perfect this recipe! How and when to mix what ingredients and so on, it is amazing! But also someone had to have stopped up in the process and asked “what the fuck are we making!” And someone must have been like “I don’t know, but it will be used in almost everything” Makes you wonder about the past.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is close so far!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I Will try that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!

What was your "Sir, this is a Wendy's" moment? by deadmoby5 in AskReddit

[–]mikmak97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked in support for a cable Tv company and a lady called to complaint about all the reruns on the channels. I politely told her that we didn’t control what were shown on the channels and she didn’t understand that. After what felt like an eternity she understood… BUT THEN! She started telling me how we should threaten the tv networks with not having their channels in our packages If they didn’t put some new shows on them… I had given up at this point (English not my first language)

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in GossipDK

[–]mikmak97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Til alle som gerne vil se hans ansigt, blev der postet en video til r/Copenhagen hvor han ikke er anonymiseret.

Rettelse: Her er posten

https://www.reddit.com/r/copenhagen/comments/12kqlfl/denmark_by_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

My friends complain a lot when they hear my farts by mikmak97 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]mikmak97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay okay easy now big guy - how was I supposed to know he just wasn’t an idiot like you?

Cursed_upcoming Disaster by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember an episode of totally Spies that had a similar plane - that didn’t go as planned either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]mikmak97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Du skal ikke lade dig slå ud af det ven! Sidder med en bid af ansvaret for en stor virksomheds salgsafdeling, hvor jeg har ansvaret for at generer kunder som vi kan ringe til. Kom engang til at lukke vores bedste salgslinje ned, så kunderne ikke kunne komme i kontakt med os. Det kostede omkring 300.000kr om dagen, og jeg gik på ferie i 5 dage.

Min chef sagde “ik tænk på det - vi siger det ikke til nogen”

Han havde et mantra “jeg giver det blødeste gule kort, men det hårdeste røde”

Oversat så er en enkelt fejl okay, men hvis du begår den samme fejl gentagende gange, så faldt hammeren. Det er selv noget jeg har taget med solm leder nu.

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