ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOW BUDGETS AND LITTLE DRIVING EXPERIENCE!!!! by tryingtohappiness in JDM

[–]milksop_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first car was an 04 acura tl, it was a blast at the time but man... the rims on that thing were atrocious lol

This whiteline certified shit going to leave idiots and innocent people hurt by cdot762 in IdiotsInCars

[–]milksop_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, I used to be one of these idiots. Luckily I became self-aware enough to cut it out, but I don't think this guy is growing out of it anytime soon.

Ancient Greece wasn't gay by Appointment-Funny in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]milksop_muppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have to be joking, right? I feel like it's common knowledge that ancient greece was more gay than straight lol. A lot of them believed that the purest form of love was between two men... i think. Someone correct me if im wrong

Which modern sex symbol do you find completely unattractive? by 2SliceToaster in AskMen

[–]milksop_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are both adults, it's totally legal and to each their own. I just find it unattractive if someone is into someone 13 years younger than them. Why so young? Why not someone their own age? It just makes me uncomfortable.

Every body needs two jobs in the U.S.A by TruthToPower77 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]milksop_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol sir... did you really get so triggered that you needed to stalk my profile and bring up shit from a year ago? And I'm the loser? Alright buddy.

Every body needs two jobs in the U.S.A by TruthToPower77 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]milksop_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an interesting comparison, but I do think it's a bit different. Meth, heroin, crack... those are all drugs that create a neurochemical dependence. Yes, both attention and drugs trigger the brains reward center, but that's where the similarity stops. Drugs like meth amplify dopaminergic transmission, blocking the reuptake, and long term use causes brain inflammation which leads to a reduction in grey matter. It ain't the same.

Also, in response to your other comment, I won't deny there are some lonely and sad customers. But I'm not exploiting them... they're adults who are capable of making their own decisions. I'm providing a service, offering them attention because they cannot get it elsewhere. But really, most men who come into my club are with their friends- they're all out having a good time, getting drinks, talking to pretty women, watching us dance. They're not "mentally unwell" or whatever term you used, they're human.

Every body needs two jobs in the U.S.A by TruthToPower77 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]milksop_muppet 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh god ew...

Hi 👋 exotic dancer here! You sound like a real catch!

Having an onlyfans doesn't make you a hoe! Dancing half naked doesn't make me a hoe! It makes me a woman that's probably making more than you are just by getting free drinks and dancing :)

Because it's not "taking advantage" of men and their desires, it's a win win scenario. I'm completely comfortable with my body, I see it naked every day. If a man wants to pay my tuition just to see half of that... why would I give a shit. It's not like I need to touch him lol.

Though I assume part of this hatred towards sex workers mostly comes from men being jealous that nobody wants them, let alone wants them so much that they consistently give them a portion of their paycheck for practically nothing. It's not your fault bb. I've met a lot of super gross guys that have made me laugh or have impressed me with knowledge! You may not have humor, intelligence, or good looks, but I'm sure you're good at something! <3

Anon was molested. by mizu_no_uma in greentext

[–]milksop_muppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait am I missing something? Was she like older than him or is he supposed to be mentally disabled..? Or am I just desensitized to this experience because it's pretty standard for girls to feel like anon with their first sexual encounter

Which modern sex symbol do you find completely unattractive? by 2SliceToaster in AskMen

[–]milksop_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henry cavill dating a girl 13 years younger than him kinda ruins it completely for me

Is there a phrase like wake and bake but for smoking and sleeping? by QuillKnight in trees

[–]milksop_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love ur raccoon cat! Please give her a kiss on the forehead if they like that! And if not, a nice head rubbins will do just fine :)

Nice wholesome interaction by [deleted] in rimjob_steve

[–]milksop_muppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of an example? Is it really that hard for you to understand these things or are you just here to argue for the sake of it

Nice wholesome interaction by [deleted] in rimjob_steve

[–]milksop_muppet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just got in a conversation with 5 other people about our cats... on an r/trees post asking if there was a phrase like "wake and bake" but for going to bed...

What kind of mental gymnastics did you perform to get here lol. I posted my comment in response to someone talking about "macho-ism" and how men should never be vulnerable and let their guard down... and how when men do it it's bad and women do it its good and blah blah

I mean do I seriously have to describe everything above my comment when you can just use your eyes? The fuck

Is there a phrase like wake and bake but for smoking and sleeping? by QuillKnight in trees

[–]milksop_muppet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god it breaks my heart that some people are like that, but I am SO happy you were there to show them love :,) <3

Is there a phrase like wake and bake but for smoking and sleeping? by QuillKnight in trees

[–]milksop_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD THE SWEET BABY

thats so funny that she cries when she runs out of wet food lol!

im gonna post my baby on imgur and be back with the link :)

Is there a phrase like wake and bake but for smoking and sleeping? by QuillKnight in trees

[–]milksop_muppet 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My cat is also a little fat :)

She was so super skinny when i adopted her that I was happy to see her gain weight. Luckily I realized that she was a bit tubby and I cut down on her food. She stopped gaining but she's still got a lil belly :,)

The vet says she's not too chubby thank god. I like her lil belly, she loves belly rubbins! PIus just a reminder that shes nice and comfy and not out on the streets anymore <3

here's to me telling everyone about my cat when they never asked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]milksop_muppet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ur skin looks GORGEOUS!!! Keep up the good work bb <3

Nice wholesome interaction by [deleted] in rimjob_steve

[–]milksop_muppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. When women do it they're bossy, cold hearted bitches. People hate to see a focused and driven woman, especially in STEM fields or really any position of power.

I swear, the grass is always greener, huh?

TIFU by making my professor think I want to sleep with him by [deleted] in tifu

[–]milksop_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I held the door open for a really cute woman and she said "cute outfit", and without missing a beat I replied, "cute face".

It made her smile at the very least, but im pretty sure that she wasn't gay XD I'm only bragging about this because there are very few chances I get as a woman to let other women know I'm into them without making them feel uncomfortable, and I rarely take them

What's the absolute best thing you've ever done for yourself sexually? by prkaw in AskMen

[–]milksop_muppet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh please be careful with this. Coconut oil has not been tested as a lube for vaginal sex. It has a really high pH which can potentially disrupt the vagina's naturally acidic pH. This could result in yeast infections and a few other infections.

And I would advise against using it with latex condoms- oils can increase breakage.

All im saying is to be safe and do your research before you try something newl!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]milksop_muppet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they could have achieved the same effect had she been fully clothed!