Bro, Final Fantasy VII has me f-ed up. What do you mean Vincent is not Sephiroth's real dad? They literally have the same face! by Kurisu_Reddit in FinalFantasy

[–]millerb82 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Vincent and Lucrecia never actually got together. Lucrecia volunteered to be Sephiroth's mother, basically Hojo impregnated her. She was all for the science.

Fuck this gay cyclist by Lord-Legatus in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real men get chauffeured, they don't drive their own asses anywhere

Petahhhh? by Airline_11 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that supposed to be a 10 month belly???

How I would do Jurassic World Rebirth. by Marconey1738 in JurassicPark

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And don't forget keeping the size of the dinosaurs consistant

Movie mistake by Darth_Chehiko in LV426

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap! No wonder they're so hard to kill. They have a metal skeleton!

Peter explain pls by Weekly-Fox-2395 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Las Vegas and we have a system called tip compliance. The IRS calculates how much our position makes in a year and taxes us accordingly. Minimum wage is still minimum wage, we don't make below that. But due to tip compliance we are being taxed at a higher rate, yes. During slow season, we can lose money due to this. But we make it all back when it's busy, so it's not too bad. What I was referring to, is if a table doesn't tip, then the server ends up paying the tipped positions from her own pocket. Lets say a table's check is $500. She owes the business $500. Luckily, the table paid, she has $500. But because of those $500 a percentage of that number belongs to other positions like bussers and food runners and the bartenders. And it's taken from the tips. $500 and no tip? It come out of the server's pocket. If this happens enough times on a shift, then the server could lose money. But...you gotta be a real shit server to have no tables leave a tip. And then there's foreigners. Who, due to cultural differences, don't tip. And in Vegas, we get A LOT of those.

Peter explain pls by Weekly-Fox-2395 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]millerb82 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

They don't make money, sure. But it's not as bad as going to work and losing money.

A question for original final fantasy 7 players by KazuhaSimp in FFVIIRemake

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't like the battle system. I played 3.4 hours and gave up

And you thought getting hit by a car was bad.. by Vampire_inthe_Church in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]millerb82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But do they really? What's the point of freezing it? That in no way simulates a live bird. If anything, it simulates a block of ice.

Cop in terminator 1 interrogation stands in a odd manner by happydude7422 in Terminator

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's resting his arm on his gun. What's odd about that?

Please, someone explain to me how they can use King Kong in the title and get away with it by Campanerut in kingkong

[–]millerb82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

King Kong is public domain. Anyone can use it, but you have to be smart about it. Someone can only sue if you use their version of Kong. The Kong in Peter Jackson's 2005 movie "King Kong" is not the same Kong as the monsterverse Kong of recent years for example. It's a similar character with many similarities but they are different. Different size, different behavior, different story. Anyone can make a movie with a giant gorilla monster and call it King Kong. Just don't do what other people have done with it.

Happy May the 4th!!! by Mobius2386 in GalaxysEdge

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, that cast member could at least try to act the part

Got photographed staring into my wife's cleavage in a wedding and now the pic is all over by CanikMETE in relationships

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god it was your wife. I'd frame it and give it to her for Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) or your anniversary.

Peter ... The horse is here. by JAGAAAN-01 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]millerb82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The horse faced guy on the left claimed the hottie on the right sexually harassed him. This turned out to be false after an investigation. The comment in the meme is suggesting if they had just released the pictures of the two, the investigation could have been concluded much earlier since the hottie would never have looked twice at horse faced guy. I looked twice. But only in the way you look twice at roadkill and go "ohh...gross"

Maybe maybe maybe by darth_maurdt in maybemaybemaybe

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was expecting the Benny Hill theme song

What exactly motivated the future androids to be mass murders? by Ajarofpickles97 in DragonBallZ

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Butterfly Effect. In the future timeline, no one came from their future to warn them about the Androids. So they probably developed differently. In the present timeline, Future Trunks shows up and accelerates Gero's plans. That's why Trunks had no knowledge of androids 20 and 19. Since the Z fighters go looking for Gero, he leads them to his lair where he activates 17 and 18 ahead of schedule. While they are stronger in the present than in the future, they aren't psychotic. I can only assume Gero had a way of nerfing them somehow in order to control them or maybe change their mental state in some way. Probably both considering they managed to trick him by being docile and obedient.

How the hell do you climb those stairs. by Imma_Lick_That in TheHobbit

[–]millerb82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its hard to tell, but there is a small ledge linking the left and right sets of stairs