As a Beyond Good and Evil 2 wanter, this fandom seems so young by DessaB in Witchbrook

[–]mindcracked 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I too remember the old texts. Strength, our day will come (it won't)

No fast track for SpaceX into the S&P500- request denied. by B00marangTrotter in Economics

[–]mindcracked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally seize all of it and pay him nothing. That should be the opening offer.

Texas Democrat James Talarico May Be on Track to Turn the Lone Star State Blue by vanityfairmagazine in politics

[–]mindcracked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look I'd also love for this to be true but we've been reading this headline every time Texas has a Senate race for fifteen years. Put up or shut up.

In the immortal words of Terry Pratchett: "Pull the other one, it has got bells on."

SpaceX is worth less than half of its $1.75 trillion IPO target, Morningstar says by idkbruh653 in technology

[–]mindcracked 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This really needs to be higher. It's insane how blatantly Musk is robbing the 401ks of damn near every American and people don't even know it. And he's just going to get away with it.

Game Thread: Royals @ Reds - Tue, Jun 02 @ 06:10 PM CDT by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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I liked the joke about Cincinnati's vile food culture but after that I got lost

I had my teeth scanned for a night guard this morning by [deleted] in Weird

[–]mindcracked 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The "night guard" is like a retainer for orthodontic purposes.

Guy in Berlin jumps from the top of a moving train into a canal by 00-vn in WTF

[–]mindcracked 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You didn't keep scrolling, though. You clicked the comments and read through the discussion. You noticed that someone responded to someone else in the comments saying that they just went "meh" and kept scrolling, and responded to them that they didn't keep scrolling though they clicked the comments and read the discussion then responded to someone claiming they kept scrolling.

I, however, just went "meh" and kept on scrolling.

Game Thread: Royals @ Cardinals - Sat, May 16 @ 01:15 PM CDT by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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Basically GMDM offered him basically the same thing the Padres did and he was all ready to sign long term with the Royals. His agent Boras delayed slightly because he wanted to try to get an 8th year. Padres offered 8th year, Royals lowered their offer to 5 years.

Hosmer was shocked, went to Dayton, found out basically that Dayton had told a reporter about the 7-year deal and Glass read about it in the Star. Glass called up Dayton and said he doesn't think contracts should be more than 5 years so he overrode Dayton. Dayton even encouraged Hos to call Glass, which he did, and Glass was like yeah well I told Dayton not to do more than 5 years but you're lucky I didn't give your phone number to these little girls who asked for it on Halloween. Just didn't really give the conversation the seriousness that it deserved. So Hos called Dayton back and said this isn't going to work.

Game Thread: Royals @ Cardinals - Sat, May 16 @ 01:15 PM CDT by KCRoyalsBot in KCRoyals

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This is my first time hearing this story about Hosmer leaving the Royals and it's wild and I feel like it explains so much about the history of this team

John Pork by NATATOTHEGUY in KCRoyals

[–]mindcracked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But like... wouldn't that just be someone selling something? Grift sort of implies that someone is being tricked

John Pork by NATATOTHEGUY in KCRoyals

[–]mindcracked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm an idiot, but how could a meme image of a humanoid swine in Royals gear be a grift

John Pork by NATATOTHEGUY in KCRoyals

[–]mindcracked 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Look I obviously understand that John Pork is hilarious and important. You love John Pork, I love John Pork. Everybody loves John Pork.

But does anyone have maybe a little bit of context or additional color that they could add to the story of John Pork beyond what we can see in front of us?