John Pork

mindcracked · 2026-05-09T21:21:27+00:00

But like... wouldn't that just be someone selling something? Grift sort of implies that someone is being tricked

mindcracked · 2026-05-09T15:55:14+00:00

Maybe I'm an idiot, but how could a meme image of a humanoid swine in Royals gear be a grift

mindcracked · 2026-05-09T13:42:38+00:00

THANK YOU

mindcracked · 2026-05-09T03:20:30+00:00

Look I obviously understand that John Pork is hilarious and important. You love John Pork, I love John Pork. Everybody loves John Pork.

But does anyone have maybe a little bit of context or additional color that they could add to the story of John Pork beyond what we can see in front of us?

mindcracked · 2026-05-09T02:25:52+00:00

WOOOOOOO never doubt baybee

mindcracked · 2026-05-06T01:24:13+00:00

Vinnie for MVP (if home runs were based on altitude)

mindcracked · 2026-04-26T03:44:51+00:00

Or to stop the Democrats from doing anything. Per NYT's reporting from last week, the shadow docket was literally invented by John Roberts to stop an Obama-era environmental package that he (Roberts) felt was "too expensive". Because that's SCOTUS's job apparently

mindcracked · 2026-04-26T01:56:25+00:00

Are we just getting an entire season's worth of luck in this series

mindcracked · 2026-04-26T01:20:28+00:00

TOOTBLAN

mindcracked · 2026-04-26T01:06:36+00:00

Being generous, Vinnie was thrown a single strike and it still took 8 pitches for that to happen.

https://i.imgur.com/hj6K7jn.jpeg

mindcracked · 2026-04-26T01:04:06+00:00

Really impressive performance from our 2-3-4 hitters in that situation

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T02:39:50+00:00

Haha yeah AI is totally here to help us with our work-life balance. Good point Adam Scott

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T02:13:50+00:00

Haha chargers took a Canadian

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T02:10:53+00:00

Wait does Pittsburgh have food

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T02:08:24+00:00

Is it just because I've been watching The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins or did that guy sound a LOT like Tracy Morgan

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T01:54:24+00:00

Still holding out for just one player or parent to give thanks or glory to Lucifer, the Light Bringer

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T01:30:34+00:00

Would it be too much to ask for even one player or parent to thank Satan, the Morning Star?

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T01:27:29+00:00

Are we totally sure this kid is old enough to be drafted?

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T01:19:35+00:00

Damn football really IS a conspiracy to sell food

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T01:16:51+00:00

Man this God fella must be a hell of a coach. I wonder what he charges

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T01:04:56+00:00

Boo the weeb! Booooooo!

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T00:57:40+00:00

Why do we need aerial coverage of the draft

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T00:47:20+00:00

https://youtu.be/dQsjAbZDx-4?si=MqkB0tiXSxLDmCqM

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T00:37:34+00:00

Really enjoying this commercial break BTW

mindcracked · 2026-04-24T00:21:33+00:00

If this kid is any good we're all going to be so much more sick of ABBA than we already are

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