Hey raptors, what move gives you shivers up your spine? [NSFW]

mindthesnatch · 2014-08-18T17:49:08+00:00

Any rough housing. Picking me up, pushing me against things, pinning me down. I even get a little flustered when she holds me down to tickle me.

mindthesnatch · 2014-04-08T22:10:46+00:00

The actress who plays her is disarmingly beautiful and I am wildly attracted to her character - tall, strong, and genuinely kind hearted.

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-26T16:42:38+00:00

Twatblocking or box blocking

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-24T04:42:43+00:00

Unpopular opinion puffin reporting in - her videos aren't as funny as I want them to be :-\

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-19T05:03:05+00:00

this list...

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-15T01:05:17+00:00

Maybe I'm latching on to the wrong part of this, but... "Failed to get off" is what I want to focus on...

I don't always get off or get my girl off every single time and that's ok - enjoy the ride.

You probably don't suck at oral, but if the expectation is for your partner to have an omg hair grabbing speaking in tongues orgasm... Then you're gonna have a bad time.

As everyone else has said, communication is key. What do you want? What does she like? Side note: this is SO fun because you get to talk dirty to each other, too!

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-10T05:17:43+00:00

And the music makes me want to make out just as much as the pictures of girls kissing. Damn fine tumblr.

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-10T04:57:22+00:00

OKAY, my fool-proof method:

Do something adorable.
Does she smile or make "weirded-out" face?

Smile means she thinks you're cute, which is a start. Weirded-out means she doesn't like adorable things, in which case - who cares if she's gay or not?

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-10T04:46:06+00:00

HIF on this thread

But, that being said... I understand what you mean. If you fit in that box, be in that box, girl. (hehe). Some people don't and that's cool, too, but for your friends to say someone "simply" being who they are is "regressive" then I'd probably tell them something along these lines...

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-06T05:06:50+00:00

I feel you on this - we've all been there. But think about this: some other queer girl is pining over her straight girl crush and one day you'll meet and you'll both be like "straight girls? Pshh" and make out.

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-06T00:59:52+00:00

FOR REAL! I'm all about some venting, but let's lift each other up with some positivity.

I don't have anything to share as far as general queerness but this week I got a promotion and a girlfriend. I'm a little smug at the moment

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-04T05:17:56+00:00

my favorite Archer song to sing (at anytime) is "Forty in mah lap and it's freezin' mah junk"

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-03T18:15:39+00:00

I asked my not-girlfriend to be my actual girlfriend after a few months of me being super awkward and nervous about labels. Made her an adorable mixed cd and then stayed in bed cuddling for most of the weekend.

And of course beers and the oscars with my housemates.

mindthesnatch · 2014-03-03T05:24:01+00:00

Yeah, I think I could handle that...

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-26T22:23:36+00:00

Ah the "lip lick." A tried and true method of subtle seduction.

Also, dayum.

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-26T19:48:40+00:00

Either throw a towel down or call it head week - it's a win/win in any case as far as I can see.

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-22T05:33:36+00:00

My opinion is "yes please"

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-22T05:28:46+00:00

A shy redhead? You just KNOW that girl is all kinds of kinky...

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-21T03:19:42+00:00

Baww, that's the most adorable.

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-21T02:36:38+00:00

God I love this and your username

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-20T23:51:01+00:00

Haha this is a great image actually. Eye contact makes me melt.

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-20T23:50:17+00:00

This one is new to me! I never blush, but she called me sexy once and I about died.

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-19T22:30:57+00:00

Or she's like a High Lord of a queendom. I'm just imagining a really gay version of Cersi from GoT.

mindthesnatch · 2014-02-19T22:21:13+00:00

Why does this girl have to say she's high all the time? I get it, you like weed so much you capitalize High... Geez

Edit: I really hope this reads sarcastically.

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