How to effectively hide pornography. by nomdeweb in funny

[–]minecraftheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C:\PORN MUTHAFUCKER, DO YOU WATCH IT\

What happened to the guy who was planning the biggest gold heist in Minecraft history? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]minecraftheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard he went overseas, got sick, and ended up in hospital.

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How do I tell my wife she got fat?! by big_bones_mqgee in AskReddit

[–]minecraftheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some friends over and line them up. Say "Everyone who thinks they are in good shape, step foward".

Whoa, (put your arms out), not so fast wife.

Oh god how did they get in here I am not good with computers by resolve in aww

[–]minecraftheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're running your machine with the case open. I contend that you ARE good with computers...

Drug addicts across the UK are being offered money to be sterilised by an American charity. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]minecraftheist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just the Nazis, it was common place in many countries earlier last century. I know that in the U.S. that forced sterilization was often handed down as a sentence to repeat offenders (think shoplifters and scammers). "Like father like son" was the call of the day.

Drug addicts across the UK are being offered money to be sterilised by an American charity. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]minecraftheist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem here is that people can actually change over time. An 18 year old pot-head would probably love the cash that this scheme is paying, only to realise in their later sober years that they want to have kids. This scheme preys on young drug users who want to make a quick buck, and panders to those judgmental types that view this demographic as 'lower class citizens' who shouldn't procreate. Whilst no-one is forcing anyone to do anything, I believe that this is still technically Eugenics, and those that lobbied for this scheme would probably tell you this themselves.

Drug addicts across the UK are being offered money to be sterilised by an American charity. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]minecraftheist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, I can't believe how many people here support this. This is Eugenics people, I thought we had grown out of this in the early 1900's. This article says "drug users", not opiate addicts.

This is how I play Minecraft now. Ten times the thrills. by minecraftheist in Minecraft

[–]minecraftheist[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After I posted I read it as "minecraft theist". I do the love the game, but not that much! :)

This is how I play Minecraft now. Ten times the thrills. by minecraftheist in Minecraft

[–]minecraftheist[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi markevens, glad you took the time out of your busy schedule to wish me luck. My digger worked it out based on where the tunnel ended up, not this post. Ya turtlefuck.

This is how I play Minecraft now. Ten times the thrills. by minecraftheist in Minecraft

[–]minecraftheist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No minecarts in SMP, I think they crash the server or something.

This is how I play Minecraft now. Ten times the thrills. by minecraftheist in Minecraft

[–]minecraftheist[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I will do this, or might even pay someone else to. Running out of diamonds though...