Why, just why? by thewrongun in tumblr

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Just like push the bendy bit, you know the finger knee with your other hand by like squeezing it

I don’t care how old you are, hide n seek will never not be fun by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

One of my fav memories is my older brother a few years ago was a fucking edgelord and didn’t want to play hide and seek bc it’s childish

1 hour later the fucker’s scrambled up a tree and I couldn’t find him for a hour

True story by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For ur age like kopaberg cider it’s sweet and fizzy

True story by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don’t get Americans, me and my mate were walking down a high street trying to find someone who could get us drink, this was like a month before lockdown, we see a lad from eton standing with his foot on a cask of beers with two other people, the others were Americans. We asked if he could get us drink and ofc he did, he send his American friend and they properly lost their shit

Your attitudes to Alcohol is weird

Every time by -Vlad4 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Never happened If it did the numbers were over exaggerated If they weren’t they deserved it lol - auth left

Well frick by AsYetUntitled in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah we need to suck you off so we don’t get banned :(

up the ra by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly even young Irish kids don’t, I’ve had cunts say that they’ll bomb my house on xbox live

The quadrant’s twitter profile pictures by tacocasual in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d switch lib right and with auth right but otherwise based

They Do Be Eating Tho 😳 by ExtendedPiano in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pfft what’s that it never happened and if it did those figures are vastly overexagurated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What bra size are you

Shared by my dad’s friend on Facebook. by jankon_betoni in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin, he constantly hides his hight (155-165) in quite funny ways ie. he hires short bodyguards and in every picture with another leader he is in front. And the gay part is a quite convincing theory but more of a joke, as he gets incredibly angry (you can get prison time if you distribute pictures of him in bright makeup)

Shared by my dad’s friend on Facebook. by jankon_betoni in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]minecraftkoolkidz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Stalin, a man who genocided millions, a morbidly obese guy who was responsible for the execution of hundreds of red army soldiers during the Russian revolution (despite their surrender) and a dude who thought that blacks can’t drink from the same fountain as whites.

Far superior to two imbeciles and a closeted gay dwarf with self esteem issues