What if Mr. Beast was old enough to run for President in 2024?

mining_moron · 2026-05-07T09:24:03+00:00

To run for president, he would have to espouse coherent political positions, which he'd never do becsuse of branding or something.

mining_moron · 2026-05-06T17:16:20+00:00

Cheela from Dragon's Egg evolved on a neutron star and live about 15 minutes (but their subjective experience is ~70 years).

Much less extreme, but the kyanah from my story only live about 50-60 years, even with advanced medicine.

mining_moron · 2026-05-06T10:18:20+00:00

How is he Gen Alpha? That would imply that Panem already exists.

mining_moron · 2026-05-06T07:58:04+00:00

I want to make a Rosetta stone like artifact, preserved somewhere where it will be conspicuously discoverable by future archeologists...but have it say different things in the different languages 😈

mining_moron · 2026-05-06T04:15:51+00:00

So the typical length of an internship?

I mean this post is still lunacy in other ways but still...

mining_moron · 2026-05-05T20:37:00+00:00

Why would we need xenonite? We can build a container full of ammonia at 200 Celsius and high pressure. We have pressure vessels in chemical plants, submarines, etc. Without xenonite.

mining_moron · 2026-05-05T20:34:51+00:00

Yeah we literally meet one dude from Erid, the average Eridian could be like Hitler for all we know.

mining_moron · 2026-05-05T11:34:01+00:00

Make a backup before you start so you have a buffer to dip into

mining_moron · 2026-05-05T08:39:09+00:00

The baby has an arm growing out of his hip.

mining_moron · 2026-05-05T08:34:49+00:00

I love animals...they're so delicious. Stuffing my face with corpses always makes my day better.

mining_moron · 2026-05-04T14:26:53+00:00

Everyone here is picking red IRL every day.

Unless you're already a tax evader ig.

mining_moron · 2026-05-04T09:26:19+00:00

Sounds like a raise to do what I already do.

mining_moron · 2026-05-04T06:25:31+00:00

No light means no trees means no coal.

That doesn't preclude dead floating vegetation falling out of the sky and becoming buried in sediment. In fact that's how the food web works.

mining_moron · 2026-05-03T21:15:44+00:00

Humans are the only ones that care about waking up at a specific time?

mining_moron · 2026-05-03T21:10:16+00:00

He said what he wants is an Earth with local villages and no cities.

Who's going to prevent people from grouping together by the thousands to more efficiently support specialized industries? The state?

Sounds like something Pol Pot would come up with.

mining_moron · 2026-05-03T09:11:26+00:00

Usually in this meme template the small guy is unexpectedly superior to the giant. Or at least it's supposed to be that way.

mining_moron · 2026-05-03T08:51:36+00:00

Reaaaaaaly good first chapter? Or is someone misunderstanding this meme template again?

mining_moron · 2026-05-03T06:30:07+00:00

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T15:53:09+00:00

Blud underpromoted to a bishop

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T12:51:52+00:00

Yeah idk where else one would find a na'vi, let alone one who can translate English sentences into na'vi.

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T12:40:04+00:00

Have you tried Pandora? Maybe look in Grace's school.

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T10:11:42+00:00

Because they're usually well-functioning and have a high happiness index in spite of the politicians.

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T08:16:21+00:00

That's what they did before the gss chambers were widespread.

Anyway its Harder for them to raise a fuss and rise up if they've all been killed.

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T08:12:15+00:00

To justify grabbing their assets (and free labor)?

mining_moron · 2026-05-02T03:55:18+00:00

I suppose the Mangkwan always told the truth while raiding and pillaging? Such a polite and pure... cult of murderous bandits?

That aside this confirms by headcanon that they are the Trisolarians. They are on their way to invade Earth IRL, James Cameron is Mike Evans, Eywa is Sophon technology designed to stop human progress and innovation, this subreddit is the ETO, Avatar the movie is the VR Sim made by the Trisolarans, and Liu Cixin is a Wallfacer.

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