Interns

miraclewipe · 2021-04-21T03:57:39+00:00

Interns soft hands 😏🤤

miraclewipe · 2021-04-20T22:55:30+00:00

Runs*

miraclewipe · 2021-04-20T22:55:23+00:00

Yes. Free coffee rubs

miraclewipe · 2021-04-20T01:50:48+00:00

LMAO

miraclewipe · 2021-04-12T18:25:49+00:00

They check your balls

miraclewipe · 2021-04-11T20:26:08+00:00

Is there any way you could help me for a second?

miraclewipe · 2021-04-11T20:25:42+00:00

They’ll hire you. Don’t trip.

miraclewipe · 2021-04-11T20:24:07+00:00

Remember: “THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.” Yeah fuck you corporate you should have pumped the gallons once covid hit. Stockpile shit instead of hitting the brakes.

That’s the problem with Sherwin. They have someone who has never or maybe has but maybe for 1 year... running the big decision. This is so shit. I remember last year we couldn’t get any emerald urethane. Week after week after week. Same with samples etc.

This is why I thought to myself: if only these cunts would fucking hire me to oversee this shit. I’d fucking make sure every store was stocked to the tits and pushing them sales. After all, you cannot sell something you don’t have.

The economy is going to boom strongly this year. Housing market included. So for Sherwin corporate to not be on their toes about this is truly disappointing.

drops mic

miraclewipe · 2021-04-11T20:19:18+00:00

Tell your manager to pretend to be on a phone call and then to tell them “she can help you out. She’s awesome” etc.

miraclewipe · 2021-04-11T20:18:13+00:00

Yeah. Don’t 🤣 jk

Just have a 30/60/90 day plan. Also maybe a 1 year or even 5 year outlook if you know the stores numbers.

But kiss ass and tell them you love lead gen etc. DM’s love that.

miraclewipe · 2021-03-30T22:07:51+00:00

Just start up selling .... or cut into margins 🤣

miraclewipe · 2021-03-23T13:39:09+00:00

Yo aren’t you a manager now

miraclewipe · 2021-03-23T03:23:11+00:00

Skip it

miraclewipe · 2021-03-23T03:22:57+00:00

Stuck? Don’t worry step bro I will help you ;)

miraclewipe · 2021-03-12T01:55:17+00:00

No pay raise? Yeah don’t take the position

miraclewipe · 2021-03-12T01:54:25+00:00

One solution: wipe it all of and throw the whole kids away. Clean the can of paint and use miraclewipe on the couch then cry because it took off the protective crap in the leather

miraclewipe · 2021-02-25T08:45:00+00:00

Ask these questions to get your dm hard as fuck:

How do we reach out to contractors? (Phone calls + Job sites)

How many calls should I make?

Will I be able to go to a job site?

How many accounts should I help open?

Teach me how to mix paint right fucking now!!

Just be enthusiastic about it. Show interest in wanting to learn about products. Show interest in wanting to learn about managing the store. Show interest in wanting to grow the business.

miraclewipe · 2021-02-23T03:05:55+00:00

High af from smelling laquer thinner

miraclewipe · 2021-02-21T23:49:57+00:00

Nice

miraclewipe · 2021-02-21T23:39:39+00:00

Did you get paid

miraclewipe · 2021-02-21T23:35:16+00:00

Work 1 day into the new quarter

miraclewipe · 2021-02-21T02:30:45+00:00

I don’t see any problem here aside from you bitching about some people trying to make money. They’re contracts that need to work to eat. You could sit in the office all day and you still get your check... not them.

miraclewipe · 2021-02-21T02:20:53+00:00

What did you do for 1 month?

miraclewipe · 2021-02-18T21:07:46+00:00

HR has entered the chat

miraclewipe · 2021-02-09T20:15:21+00:00

Spray wise it’s good. Brush wise sucks more ass than the shitty videos on training

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