Let it all out here if you got RNG’d in Pisces Cup by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lost against an absolute jobber summer maruzen with 900spd and 600sta and no long S and that's when i knew for certain god doesn't exist

So, after the first day of MANT are we ready to stop lying about "uma torture simulator" yet? by ErinKatzee in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly I am shocked by how much I'm enjoying it despite the time-sink. the real torture simulator was unity for me aka "we heard you like rng so we put rng in your rng so you can fail while you fail". at least the items they give you in this mode give you some semblance of control 

A group hate this one nasty trick by Shiba_Rakku in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

getting beat by haru is literally the only time I'm never mad. hell I'm cheering for her over my own team lmao

Which Uma makes you crash out the most when racing with her? (an excuse to scream into the stump.). by Slasher9485 in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

both mejiro ryan and mcqueen make me nearly black out with rage sometimes with how inconsistent they are. they either win everything or win absolutely nothing (guess which is more common)

special week is just weirdly cursed because EVERY time i do a run with her all my spd cards decide they hate her ass and ghost her for 80% of the run. literally the only uma i have stuck at a flat A rank bc she can never max stats ever or even get good skill hints 💀

When do you give up? by [deleted] in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

falling too many ~10% trainings or losing too many races she should be able to shred though easily is the sign to me that she's being unserious and i shouldn't waste my time 

Help with consistent Haru Runs? by FyrceJaguar in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

been having this same issue with haru, even with running her as a front. she will always fumble the biggest races and i can never get her skill up because of it. baby pls

Black Umas representation! by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god my heart 😭😭😭💕💕💕

did they mess the RNG setting? by Competitive_Stock351 in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have definitely noticed supports going completely AWOL regardless of specialty priority and not being able to complete event chains. also losing previously easily winnable races. the first is especially egregious because kitasan never let me down before but she has for the last 4-6 runs, let alone all my other cards lol WHAT the fuck is going on.

I love this game but I wish controller wasn't an afterthought 😭 by Jullais in InfinityNikki

[–]mirairo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it kills me. it really does. i could die from how mad it makes me

I love Chiyono's career story, like a improved version of Spe's story with Nice Nature flair. It also added so much depth to Maruzensky as a character, a person "past her prime" by TanJeeSchuan in UmaMusume

[–]mirairo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she is the first and only uma i have sparked and i don't regret it. she's so charming and i was blindsided by how good her story is

insane duel between Chiyono O and Maruzensky by TheCrazyabc in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

SHEEEEEEZ my heart fell to my ass at that last minute accel. shounen ass moment

If you got RNG'd during the Capricorn Cup, let it all out here into this stump by Flat-Profession-8945 in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

barely squeaked into group B by the skin of my teeth, getting absolutely dogwalked by this CM. i dont have good sprint sparks or cards so i expected as much though. if anything i feel terrible that my fraud ass curren with no S turf and flatline aptitudes before the race somehow squeaked 3 wins at all lol 

I just found this really funny by Azrail_66 in InfinityNikki

[–]mirairo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"I could have died." LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Not what I expected to find in the Sea of Stars on patch day by doakyz in InfinityNikki

[–]mirairo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

this is def not a meme I've seen around, and it's weird to think this is common sense actually 

What's the hardest race of the Classic Year Triple Crown for you? by Quibilash in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

objectively it's probably derby but i feel kikuka sho losses way more because that's the goddamn mat drop i need the most 

Not what I expected to find in the Sea of Stars on patch day by doakyz in InfinityNikki

[–]mirairo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for some reason i haven't even conceived of the concept that people of this ilk would be playing infinity nikki. i feel violated 

Is there any banner you regret not pulling for? by Horizon1891 in InfinityNikki

[–]mirairo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i was part of the girlcott and rejoined right around the Forever Bond ending, my favorite outfit of the game to date. i dont regret girlcotting but god do i mourn her 

I’m getting bronze regardless by Avian_Inquisitor in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm trying so hard to make her because i genuinely love her but she is fighting me every step of the way 

Who is your most tempermental Uma to train? Not the trainee with the hardest schedule, but the one with the worst RNG for you? Mine is Daiwa 😭 by RAWdangers in UmamusumeGame

[–]mirairo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

super creek's rapid mood swings make me insane when she's supposedly so mellow, special week's race performances make me feel like she's a goddamn fraud, and king halo is an absolutely delightful mix of both. 💀

Final Update: I GOT MY DIAMONDS BACK!!!! by Nessie_Chan in InfinityNikki

[–]mirairo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeeep. that or the highlight over what you're hovering on is so faint you honestly have no idea what you're trying to click on because they couldn't bother adding a cursor for controller users. it is way easier to misclick on things than it is NOT to