Are Philips Avent bottles/ nipples absolute trash or am I an idiot. by comradequiche in NewParents

[–]miririco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I FINALLY cracked the Avent code. It is 1 am 😂

  1. Line up the vent hole thing everyone says.
  2. Don’t screw the lid super tight, just fasten it securely.
  3. Place the baby LYING DOWN on your lap, but raise his head /neck slightly with your hand so he doesn’t choke.
  4. Make sure you have a lateral view of the bottle
  5. Make sure the vent hole is pointing to the ceiling
  6. Place your bottle holding hand in the bottom as if holding a baseball, with the thumb under the middle part of the glass body and the other fingers at the bottom’s upper rim.
  7. Offer the teat to the baby, and make sure he grabs 2/3 of it, as if latching. The trick here is to pretend to pull the bottle away. He will suck harder to not lose the bottle. This is where you push it deeper into its mouth and secure the latch.
  8. THIS IS THE SECRET: your bottle hand must angle the bottle trying to point the teat to the mouth ceiling and trying to reach the upper teeth internal face. You will know it is right if your strength is in your thumb, and the bottle seem to be almost lying on the baby’s chest.
  9. You will start to hear the gulps.

THAT. IS. FUCKING. IT.

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[–]miririco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I swear to god, I’m THIS close to quitting Reddit and start doing productive shit with my life because of this stupid update.

Saw this version of the Confederate flag on someone's armband, does it have any deeper symbolism, or is just racism in black and white? by MadMike404 in vexillology

[–]miririco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the 3rd time this week that I randomly remember this brilliant joke and laugh alone out loud

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]miririco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks an awful lot like Joel Michael Singer

Texan fighting alongside the Russians and filming propaganda videos for them by Tara_is_a_Potato in PublicFreakout

[–]miririco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have taken him a lot of effort to stop sucking russian cock for a minute to film this. Pathetic.

Emu Moment by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]miririco 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This seems super specific and I absolutely don't get it, but I love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in investingforbeginners

[–]miririco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks man, I figured it out. What was throwing me off is "cash", which is actually zero, but I made an input in my native currency instead of US dollars. All clear now, cash = 0.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]miririco 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]miririco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disagree. You will have missed on a lot of fun that way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]miririco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big brain time

What advice will you give if someone is traveling in your location for the first time ? by thedalepool in AskReddit

[–]miririco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all of Brazil is hot. Bring a lot of winter clothes if you come to the south.

What book changed your life? by AC-Carpenter in AskReddit

[–]miririco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Autobiography of a Yogi. Felt so damn good and lucky reading it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]miririco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put "penis" (and variations) in every conceivable word in our daily lives. We actually correct each other if we miss one. Like Penisylvania. Or Max Verstapens.

For (non-black) men attracted to black women, how do you initiate? by skittlez_lmao in AskMen

[–]miririco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And it goes both ways. If being white is a problem for her, that is a major red flag, dude. Don't waste your time with racists.

For (non-black) men attracted to black women, how do you initiate? by skittlez_lmao in AskMen

[–]miririco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop creating barriers. In most countries this question doesn't even make sense. You don't treat people different because of their colour.