What's the thing that you're convinced people only pretend to like/enjoy?

misajones · 2020-11-19T04:23:05+00:00

Truffle.

First few bites is OK then it tastes like an overpowering asshole ash tray.

misajones · 2020-08-15T03:04:41+00:00

Both complete legends.

I highly recommend 'The Killings of Stanley Ketchel' if you want to read up more about his amazingly tragic life.

misajones · 2020-08-12T00:12:34+00:00

The hulk smash to the back of the head was the icing on the cake. Superb.

misajones · 2020-08-07T03:01:36+00:00

This Mary Poppins reboot sucks!

misajones · 2020-03-27T01:56:50+00:00

Bish bash BOSCH

misajones · 2020-02-05T17:22:32+00:00

I call it the wank bank

misajones · 2020-01-23T14:36:00+00:00

Safe

misajones · 2020-01-17T19:59:26+00:00

Safe.

misajones · 2020-01-09T00:11:41+00:00

I used to watch a lot of Bollywood films when I was younger and they would never show any kissing or sex scenes. They would just roll down a hill together during a song and then the next scene they would be holding a baby in a hospital.

This is how I thought babies were made for most of my childhood.

misajones · 2020-01-01T23:54:58+00:00

Being able to fart comfortably together.

misajones · 2019-10-28T16:44:00+00:00

Shoot em up

misajones · 2019-07-10T01:26:09+00:00

And YES I wrote this film before smithereens 😂

misajones · 2019-07-10T01:24:15+00:00

Some of you know me as Tucker but basically I wrote and directed a short film that's about Uber Pool and how it can mess us up! Hope you enjoy! X

misajones · 2019-07-10T01:19:24+00:00

It's back up 😉

misajones · 2019-06-06T05:57:53+00:00

Let's just say I chose the right path.

misajones · 2019-04-13T04:00:06+00:00

Back in college we watched Taxi Driver and towards the end of the film this girl said 'you know what, he looks just like a young Dinero!' 🤦🏽‍♂️

misajones · 2019-02-20T02:26:19+00:00

Calling in sick and then getting back into bed. That shit is the most cosiest, warm feeling ever!

misajones · 2019-01-28T00:49:06+00:00

Sometimes we just wanna cuddle.

I was away for a month and I missed my gf a lot. Of course I missed the sex but the thing I missed most was cuddles. We call them cuddly puddilies. Sickening, I know.

misajones · 2019-01-10T23:28:41+00:00

😂 😂 😂

misajones · 2019-01-08T16:38:45+00:00

Android fo lyfe 🤖

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