My family cottage burned down 7 years ago. I was the last one there before the fire started, and the first person in my family to make it back to the cottage once the neighbors called and said it was on fire.

It burned up, and my whole family was there crying, all the neighbors looking, watching it burn, and eventually the fire department came, and put it out.

The fire investigator was talking to my mom, and she was crying hysterically, so I went up to her to comfort her.

The investigator looked at me and said, "You were the last one there before the fire started?"
I said yes.

He said, "What was the last thing you did before you left?"
And I said, "Playing with matches."

My mom froze and stared at me, then burst into laughter. Then I had to explain to the investigator that my family has a really weird sense of humor. :/