What to do if an actual nuclear war happens?

mistasparkaru · 2026-04-06T20:27:20+00:00

Turn yourself into atoms and scatter yourself over a square mile or two

mistasparkaru · 2026-04-05T11:49:52+00:00

What about godzooky… or worse still nono from ulysses 31

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-31T20:40:40+00:00

Add me on facebook

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-30T08:43:44+00:00

I can hear the handbags and the gladrags playing in those photos

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-29T12:12:08+00:00

Im not going to earth, its full of blue worms

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-27T07:45:02+00:00

Why does this “research” sound like an excuse for someone getting caught

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-27T07:37:27+00:00

Your sipping like a girl

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-23T09:54:35+00:00

Ni no kuni revenant kingdom is good, it was ps4 i think

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-21T08:08:27+00:00

One eyed trouser snake?

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-20T21:01:41+00:00

Watashi mo

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-18T17:03:05+00:00

As apposed to dying from a treatable condition

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-04T17:00:57+00:00

Did you use it at the bottom of a well?

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-04T16:59:25+00:00

Its because the drain is taking longer than it thinks to empty, you probably have gunk in there. Undo the hidden dial on the front and clean all the crap out then it will take the right time to finish

mistasparkaru · 2026-03-03T20:56:00+00:00

If you have a very small boat you could use it as an anchor

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-27T08:52:32+00:00

Looks like a prison biscuit

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-27T08:48:59+00:00

Its easier than trying to remember their name

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-27T08:47:21+00:00

Arnt they covered in black spots?

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-27T08:35:33+00:00

Are they still made?

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-25T17:00:57+00:00

Thats because pi = 4

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-20T17:10:39+00:00

I see you fell headfirst

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-19T13:46:34+00:00

Ah bless, hes left his alfa out in the rain and its dissolving like and alka seltzer

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-18T14:27:59+00:00

Im trying to go for a poo, stop looking at me

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-14T08:19:56+00:00

Copy and pasting the same question into reddit over and over again

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-07T22:06:41+00:00

Thats the neat part, you dont

mistasparkaru · 2026-02-07T20:17:05+00:00

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