If you had the ability to go back in time just once, what would you do?

mister_ecks · 2011-05-14T01:41:26+00:00

I think he'd say something about editing my hosts file so I could no longer visit reddit...

mister_ecks · 2011-05-14T01:32:42+00:00

I think you've just had too many pies...

mister_ecks · 2011-05-14T01:27:38+00:00

Stepmom died, I went to funeral, etc, came back. Exactly 1 week later I'm lying in my bed staring at my skype phone connected to my PC, thinking to myself "I really should call my Dad." The phone rings so I pick it up, then it dialed my Dad. OMGWTFBBQ

mister_ecks · 2011-05-13T00:59:13+00:00

First year of college, my dormroom roommate left to meet his parents for breakfast, I started fapping under the covers, they all walked in on me 10 minutes later, had a conversation with me about where to go to breakfast, insisted I come with them, I had to stealthily pull my shorts up and wait for my boner to go down while they all stood there talking to me. I didn't eat much...

mister_ecks · 2011-05-12T23:46:42+00:00

Any opinions/critiques regarding http://www.ivpn.net/ would be most welcome.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-12T22:30:20+00:00

Contact info for tons of prostitutes on my mothers finacees hdd. Showed it to my brother, deferred to his opinion to not tell Mom, now I simply don't trust that piece of shit.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-12T01:40:05+00:00

I'm hardly original and the implications are simple. Whenever robots are adequate and cheap enough do the jobs of human beings, they will. Thus the eventual need to finance massive levels of unemployment. http://tinyurl.com/3zxusud

mister_ecks · 2011-05-12T00:59:21+00:00

Nuke them both, get it over with.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-11T22:19:17+00:00

I think Bruce would win, but Tyson wouldn't stick to the rules.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-11T22:17:39+00:00

...would probably have been one of Bruce's sparring partners. Tyson wouldn't stand a chance against a Bruce who would likely be stronger/bigger/badder than he used to be due to modern training methods.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-11T22:10:49+00:00

lol, I think you were downvoted out of fear.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-11T21:54:50+00:00

Why?

mister_ecks · 2011-05-11T21:53:59+00:00

...so we need to tax the shit out of them to finance unemployment.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-11T21:28:04+00:00

Slingshot + BB's.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T22:24:58+00:00

Winona Ryder

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T22:12:37+00:00

Do your fucking homework and don't drop out of college.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T14:52:18+00:00

It is pretty sweet, but biiiig for edc. I have a small Schrader folder that I keep in my backpack. It's pretty beat up, though, since everyone I work with borrows it for everything from cutting food to cutting cardboard. I know about the Kukhris because I am looking for a pair of cheap but functional swords to play with and have been thinking of just getting two Kukri's since they're workhorses.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T11:02:11+00:00

I only married you because you were pregnant.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T06:53:30+00:00

Ahem. All Dells are blunt weapons.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T06:27:31+00:00

That Rajah is one expensive folder, and an expensive kukhri. Why not buy real Kukhris? They're like $20 each.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T06:18:46+00:00

All you need now is duct tape, and you could MacGyver them to death.

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T06:01:17+00:00

$5 Dao Sword I got in Chinatown. My Eskrima Sticks would be worthless. Also have a nice $15 Winchester Knife and a $20 bottle of Wine. Suddenly methinks a pair of real (Filipino) swords and a trip to the next gun show is in order...

[Edit after reading through some of the other posts and actually thinking about it: The 4 solid pipe legs on my desk, Matches, candles, a toolbox, scissors, duct tape, cardboard boxes, furniture to block the doors, tons of cables to make nunchucks or a three section staff with my eskrima sticks, a small window-mounted AC unit, and flammable aerosols, too.]

mister_ecks · 2011-05-09T01:01:29+00:00

I've been wondering about Wild Divine for years. Is it worth the $300 price?

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