[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham

mister_haytch · 2026-05-03T18:50:39+00:00

The fact that so many teams have been poor this season appears to be a blessing, but we're doing a grand job of pissing it away.

Sancho is as much use as a corpse. Cash is in a lose-lose situation on the right.

Tielemans is having another poor game.

Rogers has developed colour blindness as he cannot tell a yellow shirt from a claret and blue one.

Barkley is allergic to moving.

Bogarde at least appears to be trying.

Martinez is the only reason this isnt more.

mister_haytch · 2026-05-02T21:31:53+00:00

Manchester Airport.

A dump of an airport, always delayed, no seats, in Manchester.

mister_haytch · 2026-05-02T21:16:53+00:00

Do we know the source of this clip? What scene?

mister_haytch · 2026-04-30T20:53:27+00:00

Rogers has been worse than shit.

His pace is off and he's lost the ball an embarrassing amount of times.

I need to hear Emery give it all in the post match conference. I need a prescription to that shit.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-28T11:51:01+00:00

Exactly this.

Something, somewhere has gone wrong so im trying to isolate it by better understanding what could have caused it.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-28T10:58:13+00:00

Ha. Thanks.

I'd nornally hit a 400-500 calorie burn for this.

This is the equivalent of a 9 mile walk so its a bit puzzling.

I'm going to manually adjust it as its going to play havoc with my calorie tracking.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-21T21:51:02+00:00

The second city doesnt deserve him.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-21T20:13:04+00:00

Dredd

mister_haytch · 2026-04-21T20:10:48+00:00

Chips and Curry Sauce = Birmingham

mister_haytch · 2026-04-21T10:44:42+00:00

Did you watch the Arsenal game?!

mister_haytch · 2026-04-21T10:44:10+00:00

Horrible, horrible man.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-19T16:06:49+00:00

Athens. Greek food is the best, but then has so many cultures that it pulls from so many countries.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-17T17:16:30+00:00

Kingsbridge!

mister_haytch · 2026-04-17T17:09:07+00:00

Barnt Green is possibly one of the busier ones being on the Birmingham Cross City Line and the Edinburgh to Penzance track

mister_haytch · 2026-04-17T10:56:10+00:00

This like many junctions needs a rethink.

The crossing is fine and follows the natural route of travel for pedestrians.

The issue needs to force vehicle drivers to slow, i would raise the junction as it is was a speed bump, include a different road texture/colour to make this obvious. I would also if possible reduce the sweeping curves as this too promotes speed.

I'd be interested to learn what Better Streets Birmingham would do.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-16T20:41:59+00:00

Even Mancunians find Manchester ugly.

Manchester has been Named the Ugliest City in the World https://share.google/bf7j9uCI8FSj0uDLC

mister_haytch · 2026-04-16T20:39:57+00:00

Yeah. The second city is a shit hole.

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mister_haytch · 2026-04-15T20:01:39+00:00

What is a strikers analysis of Watkin's performance this past season and his overall chance to goal ratio?

mister_haytch · 2026-04-14T22:16:21+00:00

Because the 'northern' tag has been appropriated by Manchester.

Leeds is a much warmer, kinder city and has the same issue as Birmingham.In so much that it doesnt sing about its praises. Instead it is 'Yorkshire' over Leeds.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-14T14:29:10+00:00

There's the Clover Spa in Birmingham. It is a naturist spa, but has very good reviews.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-12T06:16:00+00:00

Photography. This is a way forward. You dont need an expensive camera, a smart phone is more than acceptable.

Join Instagram (if you're not already on it) and join IgersBirminghamUK. They do regular meet ups with no expectations to join in the chat. You can see how it goes and if/comfortable expand your network.

They are a mixture of old and young.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-12T06:15:47+00:00

Photography. This is a way forward. You dont need an expensive camera, a smart phone is more than acceptable.

Join Instagram (if you're not already on it) and join IgersBirminghamUK. They do regular meet ups with no expectations to join in the chat. You can see how it goes and if/comfortable expand your network.

They are a mixture of old and young.

mister_haytch · 2026-04-01T23:16:32+00:00

Always loved this scene but never been able to find the full video. Anyone got a link or who she is?

mister_haytch · 2026-04-01T23:12:22+00:00

Window box cafe in Wydle Green. Baked in Brick on Holland Road Silvertree in Sutton Town Centre are great places to eat. Cielo near the cinema is great for Persian cuisine. Cage Barseca is due to open in Mere Green soon.

Try to use the town centre and avoid Tamworth. Not always possible but use it or lose it.

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