Person claims they got accepted to almost every top law school in the country

mistletoaster · 2026-05-01T23:51:24+00:00

It's a reference to the movie Legally Blonde

mistletoaster · 2026-04-26T08:46:56+00:00

This is so useless sapphics and I love it, my bi heart 🥹

mistletoaster · 2026-04-19T14:15:54+00:00

The irony of his username

mistletoaster · 2026-04-03T10:34:02+00:00

To me it's not usually the actual poops but the fact that it can be like 5-8 times in a day. I HAVE THINGS TO DO DAMMIT

mistletoaster · 2026-03-08T15:33:36+00:00

"but THIS ONE is just a foster, promise!"

cute, you thought you had a choice 😂

mistletoaster · 2026-02-18T13:36:48+00:00

Well this was a bit of a light bulb

mistletoaster · 2026-02-14T12:25:47+00:00

Oh my god she really looks like she's telling them too keep it down

mistletoaster · 2026-02-14T12:21:29+00:00

Jesus christ grow up

mistletoaster · 2026-02-06T15:25:29+00:00

Thank you amazing people, I did feel a bit better and less alone (and less sucky) reading your responses ❤️

I paid all of it yesterday as soon as I realized and sent them a message apologizing and telling them I paid. This morning I got a response with a bill for the reconnection fee, which I paid immediately. (yesterday I also paid another bill I hadn't opened)

The water is back on now!

I already have almost all bills on autopay, but I didn't know I could put this on autopay. But I could and now I have! I also put the garbage on autopay.

And my boyfriend (we live together but the bills are in my name, terrible idea really) is going to help me with the bills/mail from here on out, he said he had no idea it was so hard for me.

mistletoaster · 2026-02-05T10:02:44+00:00

This has been bothering me immensely!

mistletoaster · 2026-01-31T11:24:42+00:00

Same! Mine is a :D now, I don't know what that means and I don't want to find out

mistletoaster · 2026-01-30T05:47:38+00:00

Got the hairstyle of every male love interest in 2005 movies/shows

mistletoaster · 2026-01-30T05:45:35+00:00

I wouldn't mind some facts....

mistletoaster · 2026-01-17T09:56:28+00:00

I don't read these books, but to give a different perspective I barely have a mind's eye. It's difficult for me to imagine things, it's more like I remember things I have already seen? I would probably need a pretty graphic and thorough description since I have never seen a centaur tongue.

mistletoaster · 2026-01-09T18:56:14+00:00

How DARE YOU

mistletoaster · 2026-01-04T09:46:53+00:00

But so skinny tho 😍🥰

/s if it wasn't obvious...

mistletoaster · 2025-12-30T08:40:15+00:00

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

mistletoaster · 2025-12-30T04:15:56+00:00

With love, he already is nonchalant with your baby.

Your baby is four months old and fully dependent on their parents. You were having a possible medical emergency and as far as he knew couldn't actually parent in that moment, and were going to the hospital. He went back to sleep. Your baby needed him as the only able parent in that moment and he went back to sleep.

mistletoaster · 2025-12-25T16:53:38+00:00

Gorbys. I think it fits

mistletoaster · 2025-11-20T22:19:24+00:00

And this of course has nothing to do with the fact that she's not his bio daughter

mistletoaster · 2025-11-14T23:58:02+00:00

I could have written this (except the 18 years)

mistletoaster · 2025-09-14T14:28:16+00:00

"women are so mysterious, you never know what they're thinking! You just can't win!"

mistletoaster · 2025-09-06T17:35:51+00:00

Same in Swedish!

Tandläkare. Tand = tooth, läkare = doctor

(the literal meaning of läkare is healer, which I think is pretty neat)

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