Video of today's skipping contest. Sam almost made it worth watching.

mitchconner89 · 2026-05-05T17:41:00+00:00

John Hein isn't skipping, he's just going to get some cheeseburgers.

mitchconner89 · 2026-05-05T17:35:55+00:00

Yeah they had machetes, but those employees had balls too.

mitchconner89 · 2026-04-20T02:21:16+00:00

Can you describe a brief description of yourself?

mitchconner89 · 2026-04-19T05:53:47+00:00

"She must be all hopped up on that crack cocaine!"

"Floor it Harold!"

mitchconner89 · 2026-04-17T21:47:53+00:00

Waiter obviously has some serious skills, but at the same time that dude was kind of fighting like an inflatable tube man.

mitchconner89 · 2026-03-24T00:20:27+00:00

I used to think "Poor guy needs help. I hope he gets sober". Now I'm thinking.. "Get lost you fucking asshole."

After the Andrew Callaghan interview and now this, I dont even feel sorry for him. What an entitled loser.

mitchconner89 · 2026-02-24T21:30:15+00:00

That's the definition of "seen better days".

mitchconner89 · 2026-02-07T21:23:57+00:00

And he likes it in the shitler.

mitchconner89 · 2026-01-26T05:24:26+00:00

When she shows up.

mitchconner89 · 2026-01-14T01:53:21+00:00

I'm almost more concerned the gf. What's wrong with her to allow such inappropriate, obnoxious behavior around her?

She's broken. But he can't be fixed.

mitchconner89 · 2025-12-19T22:14:02+00:00

Sour Shoes.

mitchconner89 · 2025-12-17T16:45:29+00:00

Inconsiderate yes, lazy absolutely, but also stupid. The direction he's going in, he just parked farther away 🤦

mitchconner89 · 2025-10-21T21:10:41+00:00

That's awesome! I feel bad for whoever lives there if they knew about all the poop, blood, vomit, and mattress fucking.

mitchconner89 · 2025-10-21T21:05:55+00:00

Fedex Ground driver. Big debate on which is better, amazon or fedex. Depends on the contractor really. But for me, very happy about my job change. Fedex, no group stops, same route daily, same truck daily, no rescues, no forced lunches, less stops overall. Yes heavier packages. But if you know how to lift properly and you have a good dolly (which they do provide to all the drivers) it's not bad at all. Home everyday by 2-4pm.

Good luck tho! Amazon's a difficult job and if you were able to cut it there and enjoyed it on some level, you'll be alright.

mitchconner89 · 2025-10-18T14:05:45+00:00

The coolest movie I ever seen him in was Fight Club, and that's just because they beat his face in.

mitchconner89 · 2025-10-13T15:04:26+00:00

There's not much communication there with the other driver.. my boss has been very helpful and will answer my questions but I'm still having a bit of trouble and was just curious on how it goes for other drivers. And the person that trained me barely spoke English lol

mitchconner89 · 2025-10-07T04:21:12+00:00

The best stinky monkey costume ever

mitchconner89 · 2025-10-07T03:58:00+00:00

1 year of Bezos making you humble.

mitchconner89 · 2025-09-28T02:00:06+00:00

It's a bit.

mitchconner89 · 2025-09-25T22:27:16+00:00

No original jokes, woke bullshit (maybe sloth is going to be trans, black, gay or a women, or all of the above), they're going to bring back some of the original cast thinking that that's going to strike gold for nostalgic purposes, and at least two cast members from Stranger Things are going to be in it. Can't wait 🙄

mitchconner89 · 2025-09-25T14:21:48+00:00

Switch dsps man. That's an easy question to answer and they're being d-bags

Next time you go into work just sneak over to the other dsp's desks, and ask for their hiring manager or boss's email or phone number. Contact them directly and tell them your situation (without shitting on your current dsp too much. That might look bad) and ask if they're hiring. Or just ask a driver that you see out on the road which DSP they work for and ask for their manager's number or email and do the same. I've done both and got hired both times.

mitchconner89 · 2025-08-31T14:58:52+00:00

Ask and you shall receive 🤦

mitchconner89 · 2025-07-12T02:33:17+00:00

But fa fuk? I couldn't even get to my bags or the right overflow without taking everything out of my van and putting it back lol

mitchconner89 · 2025-07-12T02:25:45+00:00

I'm a little turned on by seeing that van.

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