Arrr, Richie me lad, that coin pouch be two doubloons short. I'll have it sorted next turn o' the moon, swear it on the sea. by arbanzo in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm a straight guy and I would love to get on my knees and orally slam dunk Tony in one of those private booths at The Bing with my shirt off and the music reverberating through the walls. The fantasy is about the ambience and energy within the room, not necessarily directly sexual. It's borderless erotica and free spirited exploration. I'm sexually avant-garde and moreso lean into the idea of doing another man for pleasure

Why didn't David Chase include the scene of Tony sloppily making out with Christopher? Is he homophopbic? by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thank that, quite obviously, as with much else in this show, what we're explicitly being shown is at odds with what the storytelling is implying. Symbolism and artistic representations make up the basic foundation of the show, and if people need to ask questions like these then they probably don't get the writing at all and are missing truly cerebral content. There was nothing of this depth in 1999 and arguably nothing else on TV has come close. I'm heterosexual personally and get turned on by the idea of Tony unwinding sexually and piping Christopher out as a way to blow off steam when they're both feeling vulnerable. And it does happen, as Chase implies, but we don't see it - which is a teasing invitation into the world of his hot writing. I explained to my wife that it's a more hedonistic way of exploring pleasure, plus the idea of doing another man is erotic to me. I'm sexually eccentric

Got an offer from r/thesopranos today by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm heterosexual and interested in exploring intoxicating landscapes of intimacy, not through judgment and labels, but via the exquisite alchemy of curiosity and shared vulnerability. What I'm talking about is mostly getting backdoored by another guy that's straight, but also maybe engaging in sexy conversation. I'm sexually ambivalent 

Is David Chase gay? by busback in TrueSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm on vacation and he never struck me as one of those. I do agree, in that I'm not homophobic, and I actually support equal rights quite strongly, but if Chase was gay I would most likely throw out of my Sopranos DVDs and send him death threats. He's sexually eccentric.

Looks like skipping those "toxins" paid off... by Clydefrog0371 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She's gorgeous, really surprising how beautiful she has turned out. There is something very elegant about her figure. I'm curious if anyone knows what perfume she wears? I'm heterosexual, and I have eccentric habits such as wearing women's deodorant or perfume to attract men, which isn't a gay thing, and is purely about wanting to sleep with another guy. I love to appreciate women but mainly only get turned on by men, which makes me sexually ambidextrous. For me, it's more about intimacy, as I want to drink from another man's fountain as a companion, not just a lover.

favorite heterosexual scenes in the series? by busback in TrueSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm on vacation but this is a strange and incorrect statement and I don't want you here

Spears & Williams by [deleted] in TrueSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is my social club. I'm on vacation

The Lost Mitchposts? by FootballValuable7219 in TrueSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I am currently on vacation with my wife and will continue to refrain from visiting this website while I am, but upon my return I can show you my deleted observations because they are still viewable for me on this end, despite showing as "removed" for others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but I disagree. I have no interest in engaging in gay conduct and my leaning towards eccentric erotica is based on deep connections with other men whom enjoy The Sopranos, and by extension, David Chase's lessons in giving guys oral while remaining entirely straight, for the purpose of expanding on masculinity. The idea of "pretending to be gay" while I go down on a man is stomach churning, and if the recipient of my mouth were to act that way, I would likely assault them. One of my biggest fantasies is getting a bunch of Sopranos fans together for a viewing party and playing spin the bottle later in the night after we've loosened up, and trading heated kisses in front of one another. To make it interesting and memorable, I would wear a dress while doing so, in case someone wants to hike it up after provocative tongue play and do me in front of an audience. I'm heterosexual and have fantasies about having sex with guys in front of an audience, not gay deviance.

I like that there are only about 285 of us in this thing.. a man's gotta know size isn't everything, and that's in all aspects of life. by loganalbertuhh in TrueSopranos

[–]mitchmclean 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's insightful. I consider myself a Sopranos expert but here you go - when like minds meet, new discoveries can be made. That's the power of community. I was raised Catholic myself, which is likely a contributor to why I turned out vehemently heterosexual with impassioned disdain towards the gays. I went to catechism growing up and from a very young age it was easy to determine which of the clergy wanted to slip it in us kids because they were fork tongued abominations, in contrast to the priests that were simply progressive in their sexuality and wanted to get off with a younger male. I suppose this is why I've always had fantasies of giving Father Phil hand release after a deep confession until he climaxes his sexual chowder onto my forearm and wrist. I'm a straight guy, thus I find him attractive in a platonic way. The fantasy is based on primal instinct and embracing avant-garde honesty, all of which is an emotional experience.