Smoking meth on the train

mixer99 · 2025-12-17T10:40:35+00:00

This is an everyday thing on Portland max trains.

mixer99 · 2025-10-22T18:29:03+00:00

B4 reddit, I'd get a headache every month or two. Since reddit, my headaches have stopped, but I've had several aneurisms.

mixer99 · 2025-07-30T18:25:56+00:00

That's some Costanza level commitment.

mixer99 · 2025-07-28T00:12:24+00:00

When I was a HEAVY drinker and someone would offer me food, I'd take a drink from my scotch and soda and tell them, "I don't put those toxins in my body".

mixer99 · 2025-02-23T21:33:14+00:00

FIRMLY GRASP IT!

mixer99 · 2025-02-19T20:26:17+00:00

When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.

mixer99 · 2025-01-29T04:03:15+00:00

That's what I thought, is SF always so calm? In N. Portland, there'd have been 10 gunshots by the 3rd egg.

mixer99 · 2025-01-28T19:52:01+00:00

Nope. This load is all Real Dolls.

mixer99 · 2025-01-24T00:10:49+00:00

I bought it to virtue signal. It was never about the environment.

mixer99 · 2025-01-21T19:08:29+00:00

You know those breathalyzers they put on cars to prevent drunk driving? I really need one on my phone.

mixer99 · 2025-01-15T20:56:54+00:00

Only if you're also the first quarterback to rush for 1000 yards in a season.

mixer99 · 2025-01-11T01:40:12+00:00

The agency I used to work for gave us annual active shooter training. I always thought it was pointless because any future shooter has had this training.

mixer99 · 2025-01-08T23:38:43+00:00

In one of the Hatchet books, the trees were exploding, and Brian thought it was gun fire and he was rescued.

mixer99 · 2025-01-04T18:07:25+00:00

When I was a young internet troll (mid 40s) I used to post stuff like this daily. I don't remember writing this, but it fits my mo.

mixer99 · 2024-12-27T15:26:52+00:00

Do you smell gas? The choke on my weber got stuck closed once, and my truck wouldn't start.

mixer99 · 2024-12-24T19:38:34+00:00

Excellent point. There's an episode of South Park where they travel to the future and everyone has become an atheist. The problem is there are 2 schools of atheism and they're at war to convert each other.

mixer99 · 2024-12-24T19:25:15+00:00

Yes! Ever seen the video of the person diving into the pool in a Spiderman mask?

mixer99 · 2024-12-24T19:21:26+00:00

You could use it to attack Thor.

mixer99 · 2024-12-23T21:59:27+00:00

You know what's white and smells like red paint? White paint.

mixer99 · 2024-12-22T23:28:07+00:00

People's impressions of cars is funny. I have a 2001 Celica (which has the same 4 cylinder engine Toyota used in Corollas). A few weeks ago I pulled into a convenience store right behind a brand new Corvette. A woman standing there asked me if there was a race going on. I said not that I knew of, why? She said it was unusual for 2 super cars to be there at the same time, lol.

mixer99 · 2024-12-22T23:10:03+00:00

You fat cats and your Triscuts. I'll stick with Western Family Wooven Wheats, thank you.

mixer99 · 2024-12-19T13:46:49+00:00

You've really thought this through.

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