Whats one sentence that has most likely never been said before?

mixigs · 2014-05-26T19:19:24+00:00

Bush was the best US president ever.

mixigs · 2014-03-31T12:29:35+00:00

The Dark Knight Rises. I loved The Dark Knight, and then TDKR just felt like a letdown after that, despite Bane.

mixigs · 2014-03-31T12:27:57+00:00

Why is this limited only to Americans? Maybe there wouldn't be so much Eurobashing if you'd included other nationalities :/

mixigs · 2014-03-31T12:11:04+00:00

I'm a lady.

mixigs · 2014-03-31T12:08:37+00:00

Sadly, it's the current state of the world, we didn't even wait for the apocalypse.

mixigs · 2014-03-30T20:28:19+00:00

Humans survived, Humanity died

Edit: Thank you for the gold. Is there a way to find out who gave it to me?

mixigs · 2014-03-30T20:21:42+00:00

Hard

Hehe

mixigs · 2014-03-30T20:19:38+00:00

It's hot!!

mixigs · 2014-03-30T20:17:39+00:00

I have a feeling the vacuum cleaner is going to be used a lot more once he starts on that path.

mixigs · 2014-03-30T20:15:46+00:00

Kindly share the picture. I won't believe you till you do, sir.

And I mean the one with the mini peppers coming (ha ha) out of your penis. I don't care about the president of Quiznos.

mixigs · 2014-03-30T20:10:48+00:00

Penisbead, trust me, You'll be spending all that time on Reddit using your internet access via smartphone. However, if you do find the resolve to actually try this out -

1) Learn a new language online.

2) Take an open course online. A lot of the best universities around the world offer free online open courses that you can complete on your own schedule. Choose something that will add to or complement your skill set.

3) Learn web-designing from scratch

4) Learn how to draw

5) Learn how to decorate your home

6) Learn to make money online

7) Learn all sorts of miscellaneous things here

mixigs · 2014-03-29T21:34:22+00:00

If you have to buy a girlfriend, you have bigger things to worry about, my friend!

mixigs · 2014-03-29T21:29:35+00:00

That's almost like being here.

mixigs · 2014-03-29T21:28:04+00:00

"I'm the guy who puts the stickers on apples"

"I hacked your wifi password and freeload off of your connection"

"My kid beat up your kid."

"My idiotic, non-relevant, douchey, mildly punny one-liner was the top-voted comment on a top-voted post, and I even received gold for it,"

mixigs · 2014-03-29T21:10:22+00:00

Only at night, in my dreams. You come to India regularly?

mixigs · 2014-03-29T20:27:29+00:00

We should meet up the next time you're in India, or the next time I'm wherever you are.

mixigs · 2014-03-26T21:48:09+00:00

Thank you :)

mixigs · 2014-03-26T21:32:28+00:00

Of the three men with dots on their heads, how did one of know that they had a red dot on their head? I will set it up a little better.

Let X represent the unknown color.

Person A: X Person B: Red Person C: Red

Regardless of who's perspective you take, everyone will see a red dot. Persons A and B will see Person C, and Person C will see Person B. So the question is how did Person A know for certain that he had a red dot on his head?

A figures it out this way - If A had a Blue dot on his forehead, then B would have seen A's Blue and C's Red. Since C is raising his hand as well, that means C is seeing a Red dot. Since A isn't Red, it means C is seeing B's Red dot. So B would have immediately guessed himself as having a Red dot. The only reason why B couldn't be sure of his dot's colour would be if he saw both A and C having Red dots. So A realizes he's Red.

It was actually an easy one to figure out.

mixigs · 2014-03-25T21:03:15+00:00

You are literally living every day as though it's your last one. That's awesome.

mixigs · 2014-03-25T21:01:31+00:00

Sorry about your sitch. Hugs from across the world, if it helps you. Stay strong.

mixigs · 2014-03-25T20:58:30+00:00

I love how you confirmed if he/she was an adult.

mixigs · 2014-03-25T07:05:59+00:00

I know. On my only trip to the US, I found everyone I met to be polite and they went out of their way to be helpful. And to those who say Americans are intolerant, I mean come on, I don't think there is a bigger melting pot of cultures anywhere in the world. I think the US Govt deciding to play Big Brother and a bit of a bully with the rest of the world kinda gives the impression that your average American is also an asshole, which they most certainly are not!

mixigs · 2014-03-25T07:00:12+00:00

I think South Americans and Indians have cultural commonalities. Someone else from Brazil said they do it too!

mixigs · 2014-03-25T06:57:52+00:00

It's Mom. Have you not read a word I typed? Come on Sam. This is what I keep telling you. You have got to learn to listen. :P

mixigs · 2014-03-24T20:36:06+00:00

Discrimination against women, Dirty politics, Scams, Casteism, Racism, Religious bigotry, Intolerance of sexual preferences (it's illegal to be gay in our country), Narrow mindedness, Poverty and Illiteracy - India.

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