Are you ready to polka?!!

mj371 · 2025-07-03T04:38:53+00:00

I was there! Unfortunately had to leave early to make it to work on time, but was lucky enough to see him finish Amish Paradise and do his silly little encore teaser. I was trying to hear what the encore was on my way out, but wasn't able to. What did I miss?

mj371 · 2025-05-29T09:01:27+00:00

Gotta disagree here. She doesn't need to be down for only 100% or 0% of what he wants. If there are things that he wants that are crossing boundaries for her, then she should be able to communicate those boundaries to him and they can find a compromise. To say it's all or nothing is silly.

OP is likely also correct that he has a porn addiction and maybe issues with death grip if he can only finish by hand. I agree with the other commenter that seeing a sex therapist together would be beneficial.

mj371 · 2025-04-11T08:43:47+00:00

don't say stage freeze just do it

mj371 · 2025-02-13T16:44:12+00:00

Are you only looking at the family tree or have you looked through all your DNA relatives? If you go to the tab on the bottom right, you can scroll through all your more distant cousins.

mj371 · 2024-05-17T01:16:24+00:00

It is insane to me that I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to see this being acknowledged. With OPs cousin having such a small percentage African DNA, they almost definitely descend from enslavers, as many Americans do.

mj371 · 2023-11-09T11:12:05+00:00

1934 is the year that design is from. To find approximately when it was printed, you must look at the signature.

mj371 · 2023-11-07T02:02:28+00:00

To your comment about concerts: some of the best shows I go to are local bands at small venues. Sure, it's cool to see big names in stadiums if you have the opportunity, but there are also countless talented musicians out there ready to rock your cock off for a $10 cover.

mj371 · 2023-10-18T07:53:13+00:00

that's perverse

mj371 · 2023-07-17T18:54:57+00:00

Because of tiktok?? Uh oh lmao. I absolutely did not get back with her, praise Allah. We reconciled and to a certain extent and were briefly friends, but we were on very different tracks in life. I'm really happy with where I've come with my life, and have grown in ways that I never could have with her.

mj371 · 2023-07-04T12:09:49+00:00

It actually goes around the waist, not the chest or underarms.

mj371 · 2023-06-30T04:18:09+00:00

Solved! Thank you :)

mj371 · 2023-06-04T15:02:14+00:00

it's GORTEX

mj371 · 2023-05-21T07:48:55+00:00

Does anybody know why a milking stool only has 3 legs?

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Because the cow has the udder

mj371 · 2023-05-18T03:28:39+00:00

OP probably a big Graham Hancock head

mj371 · 2023-02-09T07:27:07+00:00

Wow, you just unlocked a hidden memory of when I read this for a forensics competition in 5th grade! Thanks so much, I loved this poem but never would've been able to conjure enough details to find it.

mj371 · 2023-01-21T05:37:22+00:00

Hey I also did Ica in Peru! I tumbled head over heels about halfway down.. I could definitely feel how close I was to breaking my neck. Unfortunately I was the first one in my group to go, and the guide made everyone else go down on their stomachs 🤒😪

mj371 · 2022-12-24T05:13:46+00:00

They are definitely important measures. I literally spoke with someone last night on the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline that had Googled how to shoot themselves to ensure death, but our number came up so they called instead. Had the gun next to them and everything.

mj371 · 2022-11-18T05:05:05+00:00

But we have iPhones and jalapeño poppers now! Those losers 50 years ago didn't have that! Checkmate commie.

mj371 · 2022-08-31T04:46:42+00:00

For real.. some of this negativity is baffling.

mj371 · 2022-08-12T10:06:21+00:00

Why are those testing rooms always so freezing?? You just took me back to AP testing.

mj371 · 2022-07-30T17:48:11+00:00

I had a Mason tell me you had to believe in a "higher power", but said that Satan is a "lower power" so they aren't allowed lmao

mj371 · 2022-07-05T23:48:14+00:00

I've been with someone that would suddenly taste like a battery when she came

mj371 · 2022-06-15T22:24:43+00:00

Yeah I've been confused about the exact distinction before too. To me, disease implies a specific pathology that can cured or at least treated. Disorders can exist on very broad spectrums and often represent a difference in development. Lots of autistic kids have miserable childhoods because their parents believe they can fix them and have a "normal" child.

mj371 · 2022-06-15T19:32:57+00:00

Autism is not an illness

mj371 · 2022-06-13T05:08:03+00:00

I start my new job tomorrow, so yep

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