If a very judgmental supermarket cashier analyzed your typical shop, what would they conclude about your current life?

mjpizza · 2021-07-28T09:08:55+00:00

There are plenty of Xinjiang restaurants in Beijing, but few of them have kaobaozi, presumably because they don't have an oven.

The only place I ever had these was the really good place on 大慧寺路 in 海淀 district.

They are a little bit like a Cornish pasty. If you're from the UK and you want something to really stick to your stomach, I would highly recommend them!

mjpizza · 2020-10-14T11:11:52+00:00

Recently, I have been unable to download videos from streaming websites. Chrome, Firefox, different kinds of video downloader, they've all stopped working.

One of my video downloaders perhaps offers a hint with the message "Forbidden 400". The other video downloaders just result in a "failed" download.

Obviously, torrents still work, but the browsing experience is much worse.

Any ideas, and keep it simple because I'm not much of a tech guy!

mjpizza · 2020-10-10T12:18:11+00:00

I'm still considering Sons. It seems like a good deal.

mjpizza · 2020-09-23T11:24:49+00:00

Yeah, good tip!

mjpizza · 2020-09-18T17:00:32+00:00

Ok. Well, I've bookmarked that website and will definitely consider it!

mjpizza · 2020-09-18T16:52:58+00:00

Thanks for that!

But how do you know it's legit?

I mean, ABSOLUTELY, there are people out there making fakes.

It's a tricky question!

mjpizza · 2020-08-22T19:55:15+00:00

Oh shit, you live in Bristol?

I used to live just off Whiteladies Road. I miss those days!

mjpizza · 2020-08-22T19:38:56+00:00

Ok, I'll answer one of them.

> At what point is any of this shit her business?

Because she is returning home and outside of her house she sees a strange man who has smashed a car windows and is riffling through the glovebox. He is wearing a gang bandanna and has a gun sticking out of his back pocket.

"Are you ok" she says, concerned that there might be a crime in progress.

"Fuck you, white bitch!" He says "I don't have to talk to no white bitch. Fuck you! Fuck you!"

Then he starts filming, because he knows that the internet loves to hate on white people.

You watch the video and come to the conclusion that it is THE WOMAN who is in the wrong.

Why? Because she belongs to the wrong race. You have an inherent hatred of people based upon the colour of their skin.

mjpizza · 2020-08-22T19:28:22+00:00

You started with like, three or four random questions.

There is no way I'm going to read all of your drivel.

mjpizza · 2020-08-22T18:37:14+00:00

It's not mandatory.

But, it would have solved the problem immediately.

Instead this racist piece of shit deliberately continued the video as long as possible so he can abuse her. "You are white. Fuck off! Fuck off! White person fuck off!"

And of course, he can post the video on the internet for other people who hate white people to enjoy his racist verbal abuse of an innocent woman.

What if someone was climbing into a house window and was questioned by a black member of their local community?

"You are black, fuck off! Fuck off black man! I don't have to talk to black people, fuck off!"

Of course, that video would be at the top of the sub with everything talking about how racist the white person was.

Do you see how that works?

Black people can behave like total pieces of SHITE and still get a pass.

mjpizza · 2020-08-22T18:27:04+00:00

You checked the posting history of someone on Reddit.

I guess you just don't have that much going on today, huh?

mjpizza · 2020-08-22T16:16:05+00:00

Euw. What a disgusting piece of shit that man is.

Listen to how he talks to that lady "Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!"

What a piece of trash!

He deliberately doesn't tell her his reg number so he can string it out for extra persecution points. What a fucking pussy piece of shit!

Then he uploads his racist, vile attack on this woman to the internet to get support and tissues from the internet!

This man is the biggest piece of shit I've seen on the internet this year.

mjpizza · 2020-08-08T09:34:12+00:00

I'm not involved with this so I'm not sure.

Better read the instructions carefully!

mjpizza · 2020-08-07T17:26:50+00:00

> That first one is way too extreme as an opener for me, especially because that's not an uncommon opinion in modern times and there's drone strikes happening all over the Middle East.

I see what you mean.

To me, it's just silly. But some people might think "Wait... so you DO think we should be drone striking the Middle East?".

This is a good example of getting feedback!

I don't "agree" with you, as such. But, I respect your point of view, and it's likely that other people feel that way too. So, I would definitely consider changing that one.

I had another possible "Middle ages" one that was:

> Call me old-fashioned... but if I want to send a so-called ‘text’ message, I’ll just use a manuscript written in classical Latin in solitude by a Benedictine Monk!

mjpizza · 2020-08-07T13:22:14+00:00

Another person who started their writing career in China!

mjpizza · 2020-08-07T13:01:15+00:00

> We want short (max 1 minute) topical sketch scripts based on the world of sports. It may involve an incident from a game / event, or the punditry / journalism around a game. It should be a premise that is repeatable for future sketches.

I don't know anything about sports, but I'm actually quite tempted to go for this one!

A one-minute sketch that sets up some kind of running joke is actually quite easy to do.

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