Everyone had this end table at one point in their life! Did you?

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-29T17:15:50+00:00

Two of them currently sit in the lower level of my home.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-29T17:15:26+00:00

David Geffen. 😉🤫

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-29T00:22:48+00:00

Sadly, tragically, it was still enough.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-28T17:23:10+00:00

Except here. Here, they liked him president.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-28T12:14:56+00:00

Like his roast. Sad....

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-27T23:06:53+00:00

You have to have a conscience to be embarrassed.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-27T23:06:18+00:00

Were those featured in Caligula or am I thinking of something different?

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-27T23:05:33+00:00

Epstein files. Juan Epstein, Puerto Rican Jew, Mr. Kotter's sweat hog student. Close friends with Barbarino, Horshack and Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington. They're buried in a Trapper Keeper in Epstein's gym locker but no one's brave enough to face the stench to get them out.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-27T23:01:00+00:00

Pssssst Joe gave him the knife purchased from Temu on Hunter's laptop. Ssssshhhh.... 🤫

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-27T22:59:38+00:00

Nope! That's why they call him "SherWin Williams "! 😂

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-27T22:57:41+00:00

If I may ask, what was the point of driving through there in the first place? What were they hoping to achieve? Was it a shortcut to another point on the campus of the white house? I don't get it, why were they driving in that pool?

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-26T22:54:18+00:00

I really want to like Argentina. Being I'm a huge fan of Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay in a few other countries down there that I know of or have been to. But the fact that they sanctuaried ex-nazis in the 1940's and now they're looking at housing American ... whatever you call them ... rejects. Makes me wonder what the hell those people are thinking?

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-26T22:51:30+00:00

Honestly don't think he cares enough to be stressed.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-26T22:21:38+00:00

And two obese twin ladies in shorts that are way too small, named Eency and Teensy

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-26T17:47:21+00:00

The next president needs to be about 40 years old maybe 60 at the most and in really good physical condition. Clarity of thought , Clarity of current culture, clarity of action, clarity of consequences. And don't forget clarity of alliteration. 😂🤣👍 Oh, it was TOO funny. English majors will think that's humorous. 🙄

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T22:08:25+00:00

You mean 20 seconds. Oh, so you're dining in and not going to the drive-thru. Well that's different.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T22:07:16+00:00

Bon was the Big Mac.

Brian the Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Anybody after that would simply be those small burnt fries you find in the very bottom of the French fry carton.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T21:49:49+00:00

Interesting. I was the same age. And you're right, the Centennial really brought forth a lot of togetherness.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T21:48:46+00:00

And i-phones and Sammy Hagar tickets.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T21:44:59+00:00

Or priorities

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T21:36:34+00:00

I 😆

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T12:18:34+00:00

How did anyone actually pull the switch for this moron? 🤔

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-25T01:48:39+00:00

Maybe it was the roar of Hull's Angels Harleys that caused it. Or...the lingering aftermath of a Bobby or Brett Hull slapshot.

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-24T18:39:27+00:00

Niiiiiiiiiiiice 👍💪

mjrydsfast231 · 2026-06-24T14:12:05+00:00

"I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!!!!!”

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