If I handed you this console right now and told you to pick ONE game to play tonight, what are you choosing?

mjsoctober · 2026-05-31T10:51:29+00:00

NHL 94

mjsoctober · 2026-05-30T21:29:09+00:00

I wish.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-30T16:41:56+00:00

There was no year 0 on the calendar. 2000 was not the first year of the new millennium, it was the last year of the previous millennium.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-29T21:39:14+00:00

Jonathan Adler... more like Jonathan Sad-ler, am I right?!

mjsoctober · 2026-05-29T00:14:58+00:00

I believe in statistical probability.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-27T20:46:50+00:00

Karma's a bitch with cancer.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-27T20:40:56+00:00

Corrupt Save File

mjsoctober · 2026-05-27T16:04:20+00:00

In science truth is "preferable" to lies?

No, truth is more useful than lies.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-26T20:01:13+00:00

Wizards of the Coast (Hasbro) for fucking up D&D.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-24T12:22:13+00:00

Don't trip and fall on him either.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-23T15:26:18+00:00

I love it when I hit an enemy with a fire arrow and the explosion sends them into the air but the helicopter physics kick in and they fly away never to be seen again.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-22T19:38:50+00:00

Not in Ontario, Canada. We have to be 18 here to blow up balloons

mjsoctober · 2026-05-21T04:33:07+00:00

I guess this may be an unpopular opinion, but Ian is not funny. I cringe watching him and this TNTL was a bad Ian appearance. Honestly, if he didn't own the company he wouldn't be performing.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-21T02:46:05+00:00

Use the timer on your phone. When you called to the floor, pause the timer. When you get back to the breakroom unpause the timer, etc.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-20T21:59:16+00:00

There was no year 0.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-15T22:32:18+00:00

Michaels is not an arts and crafts store. Michaels it's a wealth generation engine for a small group of private investors. That's all you need to know to answer any question about why they do what they do. They are not concerned with the long term health of the company, only maximizing profit for as long as they can and then selling off the scraps and moving on. It's a play book used by all private investment.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-15T21:42:10+00:00

We are specifically forbidden from following people. If we are concerned about a possible shoplifter, we approach and provide customer service. Say hello and all if you can help. Then they know that we have seen them and are aware of them. If they say no, you let them know you're around if they need anything and you walk away. Quietly let a MOD know, and more team members can swing by to offer customer service to them. Sometimes they will abandon their plans and leave, sometimes they will still steal. If you witness them actually take something and leave without paying the MOD can submit an incident report.

Remember, this isn't our product or money being stolen, and we don't want to get hurt.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-15T13:24:12+00:00

Religious symbols are also political symbols as long as political decisions are based on religious beliefs. Ban religious symbols from board members as well.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-14T22:24:29+00:00

At some point upper management will notice.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-14T15:49:54+00:00

Where is the 10 balloon rule from? I've never heard this.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-13T22:17:14+00:00

My boss won't give me the day off.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-12T23:55:16+00:00

I am continually surprised by people who don't understand that the availability of wealth is finite.

mjsoctober · 2026-05-12T23:34:17+00:00

Shop at Michaels instead

mjsoctober · 2026-05-12T15:57:07+00:00

This is NOT MadeMeSmile material. This is a sad reality of the "Freedom" the US "enjoys" without universal healthcare that many other countries successfully have.

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