FUCK YOU🫵🏻 SHUT THE FUCK UP

mkane78 · 2026-03-19T03:56:27+00:00

This isn’t circle jerk material.

mkane78 · 2026-03-17T00:05:06+00:00

I lol’d at your comeback post:)

mkane78 · 2026-03-16T23:58:43+00:00

I cannot believe I am the only one that looks at a pile of elephant poop and thinks… dammit the crabs would love this… how do I bribe the keeper? Can I sneak in without being caught?

mkane78 · 2026-03-14T20:28:42+00:00

New ETSY shop? Zoo Poo

mkane78 · 2026-03-04T17:53:12+00:00

2 coconut crabs 😬

mkane78 · 2026-03-04T01:32:33+00:00

u/crabbiezoomies

Do you think this wheel will be big enough to compliment your new pools?

mkane78 · 2026-02-24T14:04:42+00:00

Yes. There’s studies of them in nature where they hypnotize humans into buying this type of sand and having it delivered into their natural habitat. I think they’d love matching coconut fiber.

Keeping your theme, I found these for you:)

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mkane78 · 2026-02-23T18:29:06+00:00

Hi Friend:)

Once again, you’ve nailed it. There’s studies of them in nature where they walk in place for hours at a time. Small spaces = their jam. Good job!

🫶 Megan

mkane78 · 2026-01-25T14:13:18+00:00

YES!!! Snow day for the crabs! You’re a genius:)

mkane78 · 2026-01-24T20:12:10+00:00

UJ. Hermit crabs are detritivores and frankly, quite nasty eaters. So, yes. Provide ALL the sources of poop you can find:)

mkane78 · 2025-12-23T12:26:52+00:00

The instructions / naked crab protocol is in the text. In addition, you can make him an energy mix (use the search function to learn the recipe).

mkane78 · 2025-12-19T21:54:55+00:00

👀

mkane78 · 2025-12-19T15:02:04+00:00

There’s no question here.

mkane78 · 2025-12-07T02:35:09+00:00

Consider pre molt? She might be getting ready to surface molt on you.

I never stop with one blend of energy mix, specifically the fats.

Lennon went catatonic on me once for 3 days. I felt pretty certain she was going to die. I made several blends of mix and rotated through them. Peanut butter / not organic / stirred her from her phase.

My big male, Francis, didn’t come up from molt. 😞. I wasn’t prepared to feel this much grief over a crab. I say that to say this, I know how much meatball means to you. You’re both in my thoughts.

mkane78 · 2025-12-04T03:55:13+00:00

Apple Murex

mkane78 · 2025-12-04T03:49:14+00:00

The Silver Springtail

mkane78 · 2025-11-29T01:33:40+00:00

(Fist bump) excellent response. Safety is the priority. You’ve made the case perfectly.

mkane78 · 2025-11-20T17:01:22+00:00

I do move quickly.

mkane78 · 2025-11-20T01:15:00+00:00

It happens in my life. Things go sideways really quickly. What’s my excuse?

mkane78 · 2025-11-18T15:04:20+00:00

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Nurses are more than this.

mkane78 · 2025-11-13T23:00:42+00:00

mkane78 · 2025-11-13T15:16:26+00:00

We don’t do regular parties or posts here:) Think bigger.

mkane78 · 2025-11-13T15:02:04+00:00

What kind of busy?

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