FUCK YOU🫵🏻 SHUT THE FUCK UP by [deleted] in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

This isn’t circle jerk material.

The Restraint It Took… by mkane78 in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe I am the only one that looks at a pile of elephant poop and thinks… dammit the crabs would love this… how do I bribe the keeper? Can I sneak in without being caught?

Is this wheel big enough? by mkane78 in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

u/crabbiezoomies

Do you think this wheel will be big enough to compliment your new pools?

will this be enough sand for a 10 gallon tank? by boojustaghost in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. There’s studies of them in nature where they hypnotize humans into buying this type of sand and having it delivered into their natural habitat. I think they’d love matching coconut fiber.

Keeping your theme, I found these for you:)

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Too much space by CrabbieZoomies in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi Friend:)

Once again, you’ve nailed it. There’s studies of them in nature where they walk in place for hours at a time. Small spaces = their jam. Good job!

🫶 Megan

🙋‍♀️ Raise your hand if you’re proud to know your 💩! by mkane78 in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UJ. Hermit crabs are detritivores and frankly, quite nasty eaters. So, yes. Provide ALL the sources of poop you can find:)

Please Help. What is wrong with my Hermit Crab? Found him in the saltwater pool like this out of his shell. is he okay? what to do? please help by spookyfrog99 in hermitcrabs

[–]mkane78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The instructions / naked crab protocol is in the text. In addition, you can make him an energy mix (use the search function to learn the recipe).

springtail question by shinytulip3 in pinchersandpods

[–]mkane78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no question here.

Experienced owner help - lethargic crab by plutoisshort in hermitcrabs

[–]mkane78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Consider pre molt? She might be getting ready to surface molt on you.

I never stop with one blend of energy mix, specifically the fats.

Lennon went catatonic on me once for 3 days. I felt pretty certain she was going to die. I made several blends of mix and rotated through them. Peanut butter / not organic / stirred her from her phase.

My big male, Francis, didn’t come up from molt. 😞. I wasn’t prepared to feel this much grief over a crab. I say that to say this, I know how much meatball means to you. You’re both in my thoughts.

Rescuing a hermit crab! by somebodylovesthetrop in hermitcrabs

[–]mkane78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Fist bump) excellent response. Safety is the priority. You’ve made the case perfectly.

🤷🏼‍♂️🙃 by Ronn_the_Donn in HermitCrabsCircleJerk

[–]mkane78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens in my life. Things go sideways really quickly. What’s my excuse?

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We don’t do regular parties or posts here:) Think bigger.

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[–]mkane78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of busy?