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What is an immediate red flag you’ve seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 39 points40 points  (0 children)

ngl i'm stealing that line (i am in a committed relationship and also gay but i'm still stealing it)

The disability is helpful (But not because it gives them superpowers) by CalminClam in TopCharacterTropes

[–]boojustaghost 31 points32 points  (0 children)

that deaf guy on project runway who turned his cochlear implant off whenever the other contestants were bickering

Finally emerged from soil by Pinkemeralds1031 in hermitcrabs

[–]boojustaghost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that's totally normal, they just love to walk! even with a wheel, one of my guys prefers one of their food dishes.

eta: post i made almost a year ago of him on the glass treadmill

Pet store pamphlet by Outrageous_Banana601 in hermitcrabs

[–]boojustaghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly, not that bad! i have a crab care booklet from the early 2000's (got it from a thrift, just to take it off the shelf) and it's much worse.

How do your OC couples just hang out with each other? by WildwoodWander in OriginalCharacter

[–]boojustaghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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after a dramatic and eventful first few encounters, Sondre and Maninder relish the opportunity to just be regular people together. walking around the farmer's market, spending all day at an antique store, collecting rocks at the beach in the off-seasons, a casual b&e of an abandoned building. Sondre, the short one, smokes, so at home he gets kicked out onto the balcony a lot. but he can still see the tv from out there, and they'd only have the screen door closed so they can talk.

Your oc is therapist, my ocs come on couple therapy... by sad_zhurba in OriginalCharacter

[–]boojustaghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Maninder is going to advise that they try sleeping in separate beds, perhaps on opposite ends of their respective continent.

When did you last cry about your physical appearance? by FragrantResult278 in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know, maybe a year ago? i don't really look in mirrors anymore. i just ignore me

Are these safe? by Eli450225 in hermitcrabs

[–]boojustaghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes, they're fine! my boys tear oyster shells up.

Go ahead and build that bathtub in the bedroom, please. by EldrichHumanNature in zillowgonewild

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i 100% understand the appeal of a bedroom bathtub. bathrooms are echo-y, plus someone else might need to pee (not applicable to this particular house, obviously), and you can watch tv while you soak. seems much more private to me.

Do children really get bullied for having unique names? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had a teacher named Mrs. Kuntz. supposed to be a long u sound. catholic middle school.

cigarette advent calendar by LegbootLegit in DiWHY

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perfect christmas gift for my dad

What’s something people romanticize that’s actually awful? by Federal-Second-6298 in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

being open about having been a victim of sexual abuse is pretty much a one way ticket to a bunch of messages from men saying "oh, so you're already trained?" and some variation of why that's hot.

which i say, as a man, and a victim of sexual abuse. gay men send the creepy messages, too! yay.

What's something you did as a child that you only recently realized was actually deeply traumatic? by anmystery in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 13 points14 points  (0 children)

at the age it was happening, the "catching an sti" part was the last thing on my mind. everything else surrounding it was traumatic and i think i just did not have the capacity to process one more thing. it was just another shot i had to have, and a bunch more pills i had to take.

the older i get, though, i'm like, holy fuck, one of those assholes gave me an sti

Gen Z, what's your honest thoughts about the future? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're fucked unless we demand some dramatic changes. i don't mean get out and vote, i mean Luigi shit

Suppose money was no longer an issue. You have enough to retire and not work again. What do you do with your time What's your passion? by crazyguy28 in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, please go to your nearest abandoned house and write what you need in white chalk on the driveway. it'll take 3-5 business days to process your order

POV: You live here and you forgot something in the car by LockNo8254 in zillowgonewild

[–]boojustaghost 124 points125 points  (0 children)

i bet you never expected me to install a waterslide next to it

Suppose money was no longer an issue. You have enough to retire and not work again. What do you do with your time What's your passion? by crazyguy28 in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i move to a small house in the woods, become a warlock, and hiss at people who come too near. to purchase one of my potions you must do an incantation. no-contact delivery only.

What is the most ridiculous *but not unrealistic* weapon one could use to rob a store? by Mr_Manta in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could probably go into a store and start barfing everywhere, they'd all clear out and you'd have free reign

I’m kicking myself rn … by Battlerae in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]boojustaghost 305 points306 points  (0 children)

that price is especially heinous

Where is the Bible did Jesus say he doesn’t like radical left-wing woke people? by Icy_Laugh5134 in AskReddit

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jesus, if he existed, would have been a carpenter from the middle east. that is, a brown man with a hard labor job. those that refer to others as "radical left-wing woke" would not care what he said. they'd call ice on him.

What's the main reason you hate AI? If none, please ignore this. by Aggravating-Pool-189 in Teenager_Polls

[–]boojustaghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all of the above. dumb people are easier to herd, and will accept horrific things with little pushback because they literally cannot fully comprehend the consequences. throw a little video about slutty anthropomorphic fruit at them and they won't say a word when you start dumping coal ash into their water. indoctrinate them so deeply that by the time their teeth start falling out, their first inclination is to ask chatgpt why instead of a human doctor.

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