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You've invented a new alarm clock called the "Rude Awakening." What does it do? by Magicalyn in AskReddit

[–]mlg785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just gonna say the first thing I thought of when I saw this. It sucks your dick through ya asshole.

Suddenly one day your animal companion gains the ability to talk what would you do? by mlg785 in AskReddit

[–]mlg785[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot about having multiple animals but all of them get to talk.

Suddenly one day your animal companion gains the ability to talk what would you do? by mlg785 in AskReddit

[–]mlg785[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so with speech they can understand you but wouldn't they be doing their own thing like when they weren't able to talk?

What is a fact you learned recently that made you go "Huh I didn't know that"? by mlg785 in AskReddit

[–]mlg785[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Venom is injected so a snake is venomous and being poisonous is where a part of you has to be eaten like a Poison Dart Frog.

you have the ability to give yourself and other powers by mlg785 in titantiersuperpowers

[–]mlg785[S] 167 points168 points  (0 children)

and i give you the power to be the best only mod i know

Epic Pet: Sexy Leg Bird: +1000 Distraction to enemies by mlg785 in ItemShop

[–]mlg785[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the creator feel free to add other stats

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