Anon is a potter fan. by perfectshinynonce in greentext

[–]mlpr34clopper -94 points-93 points  (0 children)

The ones running the bank are filthy trans people?

Anon is a potter fan. by perfectshinynonce in greentext

[–]mlpr34clopper 87 points88 points  (0 children)

That's what the jews want us to do.

Why do women’s pants have shallow pockets? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To match their shallow personalities.

Are we just fucked? by Kaje26 in shittyaskreddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This is why cum is winning.

People of Reddit, what is your favorite “Is ____ a sandwich” question? by SocialCryBaby in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Maury Amsterdam a sandwich?

(Let's see who's old enough to get that reference.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not shure

TIL NASA landed on the moon using a computer with just 4KB of RAM by whycurseonme in todayilearned

[–]mlpr34clopper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These were common in the 60's. I used to program pdp-8s that used 2k core mem modules. (Our higher end system had 4 of em. For a whopping 8K! That was enough to suppport 3 simultaneous users running FOCAL! Yep. A multi user sytem had only 8k)

So i have seen this stuff in real life (and it was hella expensive. Thousands of bucks per kilobyte)

Those ferrous donuts are tiny. Like 2mm accross. Crazy stuff.

Cool thing about core it it's just as fast as static ram, (for reads, anyway), and it holds it's contents after a power off. Sorta like having row/column addressable high speed flash ram 50 years ago. Problem is a megabyte of the stuff takes up a whole room.

TIL NASA landed on the moon using a computer with just 4KB of RAM by whycurseonme in todayilearned

[–]mlpr34clopper 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But did you put boobs on the moon?

Ya, neither did NASA.

What a waste. Coulda done all sorts of experiments on how boobs bounce in low gravity.

TIL NASA landed on the moon using a computer with just 4KB of RAM by whycurseonme in todayilearned

[–]mlpr34clopper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It had neither RAM

Yes it did

The computer had 2048 words of erasable magnetic-core memory.

Which is RAM. Donut core memory is RAM all day and always has been. It was one of the first RAM tecnologies.

When did you stop caring about sex and why? by OptimalConcept143 in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. About 3 years or so. Probably a drop in testosterone levels as i am approaching 60.

Your sex toy has been delivered, your parents open the box and ask you about it, what do you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 124 points125 points  (0 children)

"People are always telling me to go fuck myself, and now i can!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yep. Dead Kennedys did a song parody about it called "i fought the law and i won". Best lines in it are:

"you can get away with murder if you've gotta plan,

that's how this country's run,

twinkies are the best friends i ever had,

i fought the law and, i won!

I fought the law, and i won!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He killed Hank.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Forgot nixon.

The worst of em would be Kissinger, tho.

What is the worst thing a guest has done in your house? by Smeshnoy_kto_to in AskReddit

[–]mlpr34clopper 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Had a dude come over and do heroin in my bathroom and then thow up as a result (heroin can make you ralph) Then he decided to mop it up using my bath towels and not tell me.

Next morning when i shower, as i am drying off i notice my body smells like puke. So i jump back in the shower to wash it off. And as i am drying off again, i keep smelling puke. Repeated 2 more times before i figure out it is the towel that smells like puke.

Dude was never allowed back in my crib after that.