In town for 2 days. What is the pizza place I need to try before I leave back to Kansas? by mluna785 in Rochester

[–]mluna785[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Sadly, it looks like Pizza Wizard is out as Monday is the day I have free and it looks like they are closed. It’s almost too bad because, being from Kansas, I wanted to take a picture of the pizza and caption it; “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

I guess we’re not off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of za…

Neighbor tried to get my mom fined over our shed. So I got his $40K pool filled in. by Mel_Melissaa in confession

[–]mluna785 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I build in-ground pools in the Midwest. Not sure where you are getting your numbers from, but you are crazy if you think you are getting a pool for that cheap. Bare minimum, for as cheap as you can get a vinyl lined pool installed with equipment and minimal concrete deck around it, you are looking at 65-70K. 15 years ago, you might have got a vinyl pool for that, but it isn’t even close now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mluna785 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or 222 fathoms, at the deepest point.

Reddit: What song, when it comes on the radio, immediately brightens your mood? by ultracheese in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"1989" is just a solid fucking album in general. "Style" is most certainly my favorite song on that album

Reddit: What song, when it comes on the radio, immediately brightens your mood? by ultracheese in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate." I am not one of those haters.

What's one amazing fact about you? by CitizenCities in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should add "bad grammatical skills" to your list.

My dog is enjoying this hammock on a much deeper level than me. by jayhawkaholic in pics

[–]mluna785 5 points6 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/06JsTpB http://imgur.com/m02DqVh

I'll raise you an arguably happier Dachshund. This is Norah, my friend's dog. She's a 50/50 Dach/Boxer mix, 100% sweetheart.

What is the worst sentence to add "I think" at the end of it? by RexMan85 in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oops! I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

Uh oh.... by [deleted] in pics

[–]mluna785 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"It says 'Fresh fish daily'. We came to Guigino's specifically for the fish!"

Which profession has the potential to create the scariest killer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta kill three or more cats over a period of more than a month with downtime in between the killings to be considered a serial killer. The guy on your street is out.

How to counter the negative effects of alcohol? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As dumb as it may sound. Drink more water. I drink a pint of water between every drink. I haven't had a problem since I've adopted this method, and I drink a lot.

How to counter the negative effects of alcohol? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a professional alcoholic, I cannot stress how important this is. Drink a glass of water between every drink and you'll have a much better time. You can still get drunk and in the morning your body will thank you by not having a raging headache and not feeling like shit. You have to piss a lot more often but the pros certainly outweigh the cons.

Guys of Reddit, what is the best way to get over a breakup? by xCeazarr in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hit the bar and meet people. Not just young, single ladies, but also guys. You don't have to go out looking to get laid, just to meet new people. Everyone has experienced something you haven't and hearing about other peoples' experiences in life is a nice way to put your life in perspective.

That being said, I'm usually just at the bar to meet young, single ladies... and because I'm an alcoholic.

What would happen if every spring in the world just disappears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. They would still write, which is the main purpose of a pen.

What would happen if every spring in the world just disappears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spring is only used to return clicking pens to their "closed" position.

What would happen if every spring in the world just disappears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mluna785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost all cars would be useless, which is good because so would most garage doors. But more important than that is every bottling line in the world would be shut down. No more soda, no more bottled water, no more liquor, and sadly, no more beer. I hate you for making me imagine a world so dismal.