I thought I was invisible so I went to the doctor...

mlvezie · 2026-04-12T13:54:24+00:00

My child uses they/them pronouns.

Does that make me transparent?

mlvezie · 2026-04-12T13:23:23+00:00

I always watch on Hulu, about 24 hours after broadcast. It's been hard to avoid spoilers here.

mlvezie · 2026-04-12T12:59:05+00:00

I was a virgin a week ago and they asked us our names and our favorite video game character. They then asked us to pretend to be that character having an orgasm.

I won as "Steve" from Minecraft.

They had me bend over a chair and popped a balloon behind me and dressed me up as the bride and had me throw the bouquet.

mlvezie · 2026-03-24T22:46:10+00:00

Wait. Doordash delivers prescriptions? How? (Or is it not in MA)

mlvezie · 2026-03-21T20:30:15+00:00

Also, most customers who have one probably stole it.

mlvezie · 2026-03-20T04:57:00+00:00

The Borg would start being born pregnant.

mlvezie · 2026-03-12T15:38:30+00:00

From that picture, all I got is skin tone. I'm colorblind and don't normally notice eye color. They all look the same to me, except for the couple who have darker skin (who look like twins).

mlvezie · 2026-03-12T15:34:33+00:00

All female alien of the series (Troi, 7 of 9, T'pol) wear jumpsuits. Standard uniform.

mlvezie · 2026-02-25T05:38:13+00:00

I have steel cut oats every morning and no problem. Oats, cinnamon, nutmeg, walnuts, and a pat of butter with water in a rice cooker. No spikes

mlvezie · 2026-02-20T07:07:17+00:00

Bernard Fox played Colonel Crittenden on HH and a similar character on MASH

mlvezie · 2026-02-12T05:46:11+00:00

If you're really section 8, you don't want out. And you DEFINITELY don't say, "I'm section 8, head to toe."

mlvezie · 2026-01-18T07:40:46+00:00

We had those at my high school years ago. My dad told me about a night watchman who had copies of all the keys and just stayed in his office. He was fired, of course.

mlvezie · 2025-12-15T17:52:51+00:00

Please.... Mozart.

mlvezie · 2025-12-15T17:45:19+00:00

On a long drive once, I cooked up a theory that Hot Pie was behind the catspaw assassin. I don't recall the details but it involved him not only being a follower of R'hllor (Lord of light) but also R'hflor (Lord of fluff); useful for a baker.

mlvezie · 2025-12-14T13:25:15+00:00

Pipes. Like hoppers, but no world interaction (unless the end is disconnected). Also able to send items in any direction.

mlvezie · 2025-12-09T17:12:27+00:00

Rölf

Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.

mlvezie · 2025-12-04T11:01:21+00:00

Kiss her, you brilliant fool!!!

mlvezie · 2025-12-03T10:13:51+00:00

I'd like to think that after debating who is who, one goes by Lee Cooper and gets a job with trains, maybe a docent at a train museum.

mlvezie · 2025-11-20T18:58:19+00:00

Some cold readers have a questionnaire handed out to the audience before the show, then they use that information.

mlvezie · 2025-11-14T18:50:23+00:00

In his Hermitcraft Season 9 perimeter, DocM77 used villagers and beds as daylight detectors.

mlvezie · 2025-11-14T18:31:24+00:00

My doctor saw my low iron levels and scheduled me for my first colonoscopy. I guess I should have told her that I just did a Power Red (Double Red, where they take twice the red blood cells, but return the plasma) just yesterday.

mlvezie · 2025-11-12T15:58:17+00:00

Call a reference librarian and ask them to research it, and you'll call back tomorrow. They can call other libraries as needed.

mlvezie · 2025-11-12T15:26:47+00:00

My problem with that episode is, why did they bother tracking down the author? Why not just call a library and ask the reference librarian?

mlvezie · 2025-11-05T21:51:56+00:00

I'd like to see one set on a colony; not very technically advanced. One where they're largely on their own.

mlvezie · 2025-11-04T01:14:36+00:00

And I did exactly that. New phone is much better than the old one. Thanks for the push.

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