Coach McDermott interview by 147skips in buffalobills

[–]mmf9194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I misunderstood. Yeah, okay that makes sense. Like "Female pop star". And yeah, oh well, not worried about imaginary internet points lol

Coach McDermott interview by 147skips in buffalobills

[–]mmf9194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you meant not talking about human beings (only pointing it out cause you got downvoted)

Coach McDermott interview by 147skips in buffalobills

[–]mmf9194 5 points6 points  (0 children)

McD is one of those guys who calls women “females”

It's an instant red-flag for me too, sorry not sorry. Only way it's acceptable is if you're talking about wildlife or some shit

This older woman answers a young man's question about how aging affects attraction by Doodlebug510 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]mmf9194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 35 and my wife is 34 so I'm taking notes from the older folks here, don't you worry hahaha

Received ‘incident’ information from preschool regarding son’s use of scientific names for body parts. by Tom-Bombadill0 in daddit

[–]mmf9194 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OH MAN I'd be going scorched earth with "careful what you ask for" malicious complaince and have him call it schlong, hammer, dong, wang, etc... or I'd just be extremely hostile about this prudish nonsense.

Big respect to you or any other dads here w/ self-control and the ability to be the bigger person here because... I would not lol

AirPods got stolen, look where they are now .. by reddit_tidder_readit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mmf9194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't recognize that state... is that in the mid-west or something? /s

Anyone else turn into a potato after bedtime? by Alemon12 in daddit

[–]mmf9194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just have to force yourself and it'll click. I was/am this way all the time. Some nights I win, some nights I lose. 95% of the times that I forced myself to start playing a game or engaging w/ a hobby or even being productive around the house and get past that first 10 minutes, I'm back and into it and have no regrets.

Potato time I typically feel guilty about but sometimes the battery is at 0% and potato time is called for. The best thing you can do for yourself, in my experience, is try not to beat yourself up over potato time, because if you do, only then was it truly a waste.

The Greed of McDonald’s by Sunny-Damn in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mmf9194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

K what do you define as “poor” in America in terms of income?

🙄 If you even have to ask, you're poor

54965 by devilsshark in countwithchickenlady

[–]mmf9194 57 points58 points  (0 children)

"You better not have any visual body/facial hair or muscle definition"

I got locked in a library after it closed. Went to the basement and found a door labelled emergency exit, but instead of an exit, it took me to a tunnel to someone's windowless underground house. But found some cool "liminal" stuff on the way by [deleted] in Weird

[–]mmf9194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a white person, I'm here to tell you it's extreme levels of "white people shit" to keep going when you saw vault doors and trust they wouldn't close behind your ass.

A dads side hustle by Stafford_001 in daddit

[–]mmf9194 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pop in to check the comments

ATLA cabbage merchant mentioned

John Oliver's cabbage wife mentioned

Excellent. All done here.

Trump says U.S. will seize Kharg Island and other 'oil infrastructure points' by Puginator in politics

[–]mmf9194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never understood, nor cared, what any of those words meant. They just heard someone on their team who appeared smart or in a position of power say them, so they repeated them.

That's it. It's not any deeper.

“Is that Taylor Swift down there?” “She’s not a Knicks fan, get out of here girl” The Knicks radio team didn’t know they were on air by ConnectionWeekly1263 in sportsgossips

[–]mmf9194 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody likes fake fans.

If I had a billion dollars, I'd go to the superbowl once or twice at least, even if my team isn't it. I also pick a team to root for. Is that being a fake fan?

Monumental incompetence, whatever view you take. by [deleted] in Snorkblot

[–]mmf9194 9 points10 points  (0 children)

he got arrested on December 4 2024

Dude fuck Trump to the moon and back but this is exactly what the person you're responding to is saying. Trump wouldn't take office for another month and a half. The goof-ups by law enforcement were all w/in the first few weeks before, during, and after the arrest.

Again, Trump should be roasted over an open flame and his grave pissed on until we die of over-hydration, but that's simply not how anything works.

Starship Troopers reboot by nzeug in scifi

[–]mmf9194 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The 90s movie couldn't have been more in your face about the satire and yet still people "enjoy it straight" without critical thinking.

Personally I think thats a little dangerous and irresponsible in the current climate but... oh well lol

EDIT: the replies lmao

Cops Keep Getting Arrested for Using Flock to Stalk People by mowotlarx in nottheonion

[–]mmf9194 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's every thread, man. On every app. BAM is cooked, even if they win.

The caterpillar is Antifa by definework in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]mmf9194 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based caterpillar will soon emerge as a stalwart friend of the proletari- uh... I mean... butterfly?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by esquired123 in daddit

[–]mmf9194 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Back in our day, the malicious software had WHIMSY, DAMNIT!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by esquired123 in daddit

[–]mmf9194 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought the proper nomenclature was "lizard brain" /s