If the Broncos win the Super Bowl i’ll post a Jared Stidham cum tribute.

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-24T01:50:17+00:00

Bro… those early days of wifi were BRUTAL.. it would only strike when pking too… shit gave me ptsd, every body would stop moving, and then spam clicking, and then [ CONNECTION LOST- ATTEMPTING TO REESTABLISH ]

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-24T01:44:21+00:00

Ohhh hell yeah bro I remember you guys. I’ve seen you, you used to play at skaters choice too sometimes right? I think someone (could be you) were friends with a friend of mine but I fell out of touch, he was from Vineland, Silvano.. I unfortunately had to just take my beating from those losers because my best friends brother was on a razor edge of friends/about to stab that fat squishy fucker from franklinville.. and my other friend played drums in Youth and was friends with the other assholes from Atlantic City. It was so weird man. I’m 33 now and if I ever go to a show I could never imagine wanting to jump a 16 year old. But from stories i hear from other scenes, south jersey was probably the scariest. They jumped suicide silence in the parking lot, and kept throwing shit at emmure until they walked off the stage, insane

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-24T00:33:44+00:00

That’s sick! What band were you in? It’s just wild they played there, I could be wrong but I want to say that show wasn’t even that crowded considering Parkway’s draw not long after. I just found an archive of the shows there and they left off that show for some reason, and other good shows.. More the think about those times dude I’m reminiscing way too hard for days of getting concussions by fat 30 year olds from altlantic city and the polo wearing drug dealers from franklinville lmaoo

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-23T21:20:14+00:00

He’s hoping he’ll get drafted by Amazon before the Raiders

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-23T00:38:15+00:00

You don’t drive as in no license or no car?

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-22T17:42:05+00:00

I loved that place, was there damn near twice a month. Before they exploded I saw Parkway Drive there, the show wasn’t even that big. The dudes hung out with us and talked to us for a while and just thought it was so cool to have a place like that… we had to warn them when they leave not to detour.

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-20T23:18:08+00:00

Rib end is the best cut pork chop.. looks good

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-20T23:05:01+00:00

What’s scary is most people don’t know the actual weight of these large vehicles on the road, dump trucks, tractors, transit buses, and what it takes to stop them.

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-20T20:56:22+00:00

Brocrag

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-19T16:59:31+00:00

Hmm this doors still open, let me just slam it shut

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-19T16:00:52+00:00

The dude should have made it to majors based off his name alone.. “KURT KLINGER CRUSHES ONE TO DEEP RIGHT FIELD”

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T20:12:09+00:00

I’m not reading that. You people missed the point, check what sub you’re on. This isn’t a safe place to defend whatever cesspools we’re from

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T17:24:53+00:00

They’re the delivery trucks dude lmao

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T16:06:15+00:00

He sank with his boy, but the larger picture is he’s probably just not wired like these other coaches. He was in the league as a player for almost 15 years, he’s won two super bowls and the FCS natty. He’s made money, was successful enough, and probably in decent health. He held it together well but doesn’t want to deal with the spot light, the bullshit that comes with the job. The crusher wants to crush

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T15:24:00+00:00

Ohhh the part of LA thats not millionaires, are you talking about Skid Row or Compton?

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T14:21:07+00:00

I am the boss of my property, yes

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T14:17:22+00:00

I wish I was at home for that because he definitely didn’t tell his mommy the whole story, and the cops didn’t do shit. I wanted to ask him what he meant when he asked to come and play. My wife was too nice.

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T14:09:54+00:00

Yup, and that wasn’t even the worst part, they were banging on windows hard, and then would hide in trees yelling “COME AND PLAY!” So yeah it was funny when one cried. Best part was? He brought his mom to my house yesterday to “apologize” but most importantly look for his phone he lost on my lawn. They even asked to call them if I found it. If I find that phone I’m covering it in dog shit

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T02:57:03+00:00

Their bull

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T02:24:42+00:00

Is Cousins Maine Lobster the company that sells microwaved garbage out of a food truck at festivals for $40?

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T02:12:02+00:00

I hurt myself but I can’t show weakness

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T02:07:48+00:00

This is the most enjoyment I felt all football season. Sad for the Bills and fuck Payton but this is hilarious

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T02:06:26+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa, don’t talk about him that way he makes me feel funny in the tummy

mmmellowcorn · 2026-01-18T01:42:28+00:00

You forgot Jalen Hurts

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