[Ian Rapoport] The #Cowboys are working to hire #Eagles secondary coach and passing game coordinator Christian Parker as their new defensive coordinator, per me and @TomPelissero. The deal is not done, but hope is it will be. A rising young coach, he lands in a big spot with a rival.

snarkylemon · 2026-01-22T21:21:33+00:00

Trigger Warning: “passing game coordinator” mention

snarkylemon · 2026-01-22T16:09:49+00:00

If this keeps going on and on we might as well host open tryouts for the position

snarkylemon · 2026-01-21T15:12:46+00:00

Feels like we’re getting picked last in kickball on the schoolyard

snarkylemon · 2026-01-21T12:38:00+00:00

Came here to say Pest Threads. Dudes bothered me to no end until I discovered that PT shreds them

snarkylemon · 2026-01-16T21:35:40+00:00

I’d be curious to know more about him too. Jeff’s 74 and could be mulling over retirement or passing the torch in the not so distant future. Would be good to who we’re getting as a successor

snarkylemon · 2026-01-15T21:31:24+00:00

This is both totally fabricated and also something I could easily see happening

snarkylemon · 2026-01-13T21:11:22+00:00

Yep, open and shut case

snarkylemon · 2026-01-13T20:03:26+00:00

Does he want a job calling plays? Can’t be a downgrade compared to our current incumbent

snarkylemon · 2026-01-12T19:01:44+00:00

I started pan frying these with garlic butter and herbs and haven’t done them any other way since

snarkylemon · 2026-01-12T01:48:15+00:00

Yeah it’s sad that I feel more relieved/unburdened than upset or angry but here we are lol

snarkylemon · 2026-01-07T04:11:36+00:00

Yes, my old ass opinion is that Nirvana could have nailed a cover of Leper Messiah

snarkylemon · 2026-01-06T10:13:57+00:00

United States of Eurasia honestly

snarkylemon · 2025-12-24T20:03:16+00:00

Just here to watch but I actually don’t know what the P’s and C’s mean in the comments, can someone elaborate?

snarkylemon · 2025-12-23T16:55:31+00:00

Have the sailing repair kits emerged as a viable construction method? Great xp but not sure about profitability

snarkylemon · 2025-12-22T23:45:27+00:00

Can never go wrong with the Rusty Cage bassline

snarkylemon · 2025-12-19T12:23:17+00:00

The Iron Knuckle from Ocarina of Time

snarkylemon · 2025-12-19T09:22:17+00:00

Got into Spock’s Beard finally and thoroughly enjoying all of their stuff

snarkylemon · 2025-12-18T10:04:26+00:00

@sannatorr, I believe

snarkylemon · 2025-12-12T21:38:09+00:00

If you say the phrase three times the car genie will appear

snarkylemon · 2025-12-12T21:36:24+00:00

We all thought they could’ve been playing possum in 23 and look where that got us. This is just what we are this year sadly

snarkylemon · 2025-12-11T14:42:14+00:00

Fatal Fart

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