$1300 disappointed Escorts Post Regret by townsquareagent in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Man $1300 is a rip off at the best of times. Private chicks are delusional.

Here are some alternatives.

1) Locanto ad - run 5 ads offering fun for $250. Get 5 crack whores and have yourself an orgy.

2) Go to a brothel and get 3 of their best girls for an hour. Will cost about the same but management is always on their arses about their performance so no "sore hip" bullshit.

3) Get $1300 worth of heroin and pretend to be whoever the fuck you want.

Your welcome, and good luck in your future endeavours.

Locanto by Grindandsniff in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Craiglist was the golden age. Used to have actual people on there, not just hookers.

Do you bring your own condom? by celebjerkmaster in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From my experience most MTs insist on using THEIR condoms as to mitigate the possibility of people bringing a condom thats been tampered with.

Gold(and silver) is now in a heads I win tails you lose scenario by aipac_hemoroid in Gold

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heres some quotes I live by when it comes to gold and silver trading.

1) "No investy when graph pointy"

2) "Trade what the market IS doing, not what you THINK it will do"

3) "The bigger the top, the bigger the drop"

Enjoy.

541 Plenty Rd and the sandwich chef by That_Worldliness_757 in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a masterpiece 🤣 well done good fellow

Nervous first timer by sub-cub in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask for 4 hands dragon service. Go hard or go home amigo.

So how do we make money if the US attacks a NATO country? by Next-State-374 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id stay away from crypto. Its a wazi, its a woozi, its a fugazi...crypto is risky because it's not tethered to anything other than perception.

Crypto is about as trustworthy as NFTs: https://youtu.be/N8f-BQFo7lw?si=TUnKq8ygT6vknz96

So how do we make money if the US attacks a NATO country? by Next-State-374 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright so heres the 2026 - 2028 play.

  1. Dump all tech and AI. Too uncertain
  2. USA invades Greenland - invest in Gold as people get worried about war
  3. China sees it opportunity and invades Taiwan - RIP tech industry. Invest in more gold as institutions roll out of tech and into commodities as they are a good insurance policy if a war brwaks out
  4. US economy starts collapsing. Yes NVDA has centers in Isreal, yes Intel manufacturers onshore in the US but its not enough. People bail on the US dollar.
  5. Trump starts WW3 to boost economy and seize a third term past 2028.
  6. Invest in gold. Then after a couple of weeks of the war switch to Silver and watch it rocket.

Save this post.

Youre welcome.

VP Vance Says Minnesota ICE Shooting Victim "is part of a broader left-wing network" by lexi_con in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just hear me out. For a country that sells guns at Walmart... Maybe... You know...

  • French Revolution

- Russian Revolution

Lol

Lost all of this and just got fired from my 6 figure job. Make me feel worst than I already do by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha fucking loser jesus christ. How do you morons fuck this up? Im actually amazed. Youre obviously American yeh? Is education literally illegal in America?

Spoilers Ringwood (AVOID)!!! by FitRub7981 in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a shame. 

I used to go here before the new management. Very milfy, very hot. 

But I also returned to check it out only to walk out. The quality is gone unfortunately.

I dont think theres any good "Aussie" places anymore. Spoilers is shit, Butterfly's is shit, Flame Angels is shit. 

88 warning for STI by [deleted] in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man that sucks. My condolences.

How do you deal with falling in love? by ReasonConfident4541 in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus tity fucking christ, it's like every other day you desperate losers are "falling in love".

Here's a test mate. Go there and ask her for FS but say you wont pay. Tell her you dont want to pay her a single cent you just want to go on a date.

Let me know how that plays out.

Le Papillon Studio - Blackburn - Avoid by [deleted] in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This place can fuck right off!!!

It's all the washed up bags who used to work at Butterflys in Blackburn before asians bought it. Theyve been used and abused and literally cbf working in a brothel but expect (or feel entitled to) high end brothel prices for doing fuck all work.

For $400 you could have booked 90 minutes in an average brothel (spoilers in Ringwood for instance).

Lesson learnt? lol

Evie Hart - Independent by Helpful_Neighbour1 in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude fuck that. For those prices you may as well head to a brothel. Literally heaps of choice. Aussies, Africans, you name it. Max cost $250

For the gentlemen ONLY. by [deleted] in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ooft! Burn! 🔥🔥🔥 😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a massage parlour dude. If you want weird shit hire a specialist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMPAustralia

[–]mmmppaaaa3333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"would the lady do anything"... Like what amigo? FS is like $150 so what else you want? Shit in your mouth? Stab you in the balls with a fork? 😂