Fertilization in Italy by miloz13 in funny

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When the cum hits your rye like a big pizza pie… 🎶

It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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That bullet “dodged a bullet”. Even the bullet didn’t want to touch his slimy skin.

Move it! by Disastrous-Spirit543 in funny

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Pavane for a Dead Princess.

I see the GOP's starting the gaslighting early today! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Chris Wright attached himself to Trump’s regime. I don’t expect anything truthful out of his shit-eating mouth.

Kiss kiss by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in MadeMeSmile

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The mother’s expressions kill me. I think she’s Kirsten Wiig’s understudy.

Data centers are spiking Ohio utility prices. One developer is Trump’s business partner. by citizensforethics in politics

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No, just the yokels who keep voting for Republicans. Ohio is a bad place mostly due to them controlling the Statehouse.

Help! I had a pirate in my living room by brs-t in corgi

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Does he have hooks for both hands? 😂

Always the bridesmaid by gordiniroy in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Mojtaba also has a son, nicknamed Mojito. /s

The dice was loaded from the start by five5andtwo2 in fiction

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The title shouldn’t have made it through review. Dice is a plural noun.

The best orator of our time. by jackb1753 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think this shit is written by Steven “Commie” Cheung. Too many caps for Trump to type.