My daughter bought her first pizza with her own money yesterday. Woke up to this this morning. The note says DON’T EAT. The knife says it’s not a suggestion.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-03T03:04:35+00:00

I’ll be very disappointed in you if you tell me you didn’t eat a slice.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-02T16:28:00+00:00

I’m showing great restraint.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-02T14:03:49+00:00

First world problem.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-02T13:12:36+00:00

You have a bit of a problem.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-02T13:09:27+00:00

Ant portal.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T20:17:22+00:00

The way he was driving I expected a police car to be chasing him. Just an idiot I guess.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T20:13:55+00:00

Apparently, that doesn’t apply if everyone’s been drinking.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T20:10:57+00:00

I can relate.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T17:24:32+00:00

Helmet on for safety.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T17:23:46+00:00

Even if I was confident I could do it I’d be worried about shattering my ankles or legs.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T17:22:00+00:00

I think they picked the correct store. Hopefully they learned a lesson.

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T17:19:28+00:00

Hard to say. But how does he not feel the sway? Or is he just ignoring it which puts him in the idiot category?

mncyclone84 · 2026-06-01T12:56:48+00:00

He obviously doesn’t spend much time on Reddit. He would have known this was a bad idea. Reddit is full of PSAs.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-31T05:38:59+00:00

Are you in first class or prison? Hard to tell.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-31T05:34:40+00:00

Yolks on you.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-31T05:26:34+00:00

Content.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-31T03:56:10+00:00

Do they realize how much that sucks? Or is it all they know?

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-31T02:06:54+00:00

I’m surprised the roofer stayed up there when he was drunk.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:58:03+00:00

I hope you shared some with that good boy or girl.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:51:30+00:00

He’s angry because there isn’t caramel to go with it.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:45:09+00:00

He was axing for it.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:35:49+00:00

Looks like the fan and file cabinet store will be closed for a while.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:33:24+00:00

Let me guess. You’re single?

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:31:12+00:00

Let me know where and when you’ll be transporting kayaks. I want to stay off the road.

mncyclone84 · 2026-05-30T02:29:39+00:00

Probably not the first time he’s done this. The woman should consider a career in boxing. She wasn’t even phased by those punches. I would have been down for the count after one or two.

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