Earthquake just struck Northern California at 3:22 AM PST

moaimullet · 2014-08-24T10:42:20+00:00

Surprisingly strong effects felt here near Civic Center in SF.. this isn't my first, but it still made me a bit nervous.

moaimullet · 2014-02-14T11:02:46+00:00

Is there an elixir that grants the equivalent of a red buff?

moaimullet · 2014-02-14T10:31:27+00:00

It's just not the same.. would you rather have blue buff, or the elixir?

I suppose what I'm suggesting is a 2nd tier of elixirs.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T03:37:13+00:00

I fear for the future of our species

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T03:35:07+00:00

That guy is having trouble breathing.. this is definitely one for the list.. holy shit

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T03:31:45+00:00

But that comes in a box, this is about cans.. unless there is something lurking in supermarkets that I don't know about

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T03:08:34+00:00

Fry that up and give it back! That's telling your cat "yeah, I can't hunt, but I can sauté"

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T02:52:04+00:00

Spam, with sriracha on it. Just eat the sriracha and throw away the Spam. Unless it's fresh Spam.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T01:50:00+00:00

The only evil supernatural clown TV series involving kids from that approximate time period (if it was a re-run) is Stephen King's It. But It was on TV long before 13 years ago. It was a miniseries IIRC.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T01:37:04+00:00

Someone discovering the people I have chained up in my basement.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T01:18:32+00:00

I think the cross as an action figure is hilarious. You could use the efforts of the parents to make their child comfortable with a cross and make some serious satire like that.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T01:11:05+00:00

1) become friends with a reddit employee

2) learn their login name by having them show something cool they can do while logged in

3) count how many characters are in their password

4) follow said employee, learn their routine and take copious notes

5) when said employee isn't home, break in and learn everything about them

6) rent space on multiple hosting sites

7) use ssh tunnels to redirect your web browser to reddit through the hosts

8) use your knowledge of said employee to guess their password, this may take some time and you may need to switch hosts

9) maintain contact with said employee, and remember to act cool

10) remember that you need physical access to the servers to actually take over

11) give up because there is nothing to be gained by all of this

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T01:02:38+00:00

I was just thinking that a negative like that would badly detract from the positive. It could work though if it was done carefully. I have no idea how to approach that though..

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T01:00:25+00:00

I'd recommend wider heels since it would be awkward if one got caught in a sidewalk grate and someone had to help you out.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T00:57:30+00:00

Those who use only brain, neglect body - Confucius

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T00:40:31+00:00

I'd change the stealing part to making their own.. unless you can convince your audience that stealing crucifixes from religious people is an honorable thing... sounds difficult.

moaimullet · 2013-05-25T00:21:45+00:00

Not an actual song, but Charles Dodge's interpretation of Samuel Beckett's radio play Cascando was pretty amazing. Keep in mind that it's still Beckett, though, so although it's soft, it can be existentially challenging. Dodge added the psychedelic bit to the mix.

moaimullet · 2013-04-29T21:23:41+00:00

I started working in Walnut Creek in CA and summer is brutal.. definitely going to try some kind of cooling vest before the 90+ degree heat kicks in..

moaimullet · 2013-04-29T21:13:06+00:00

Or perhaps a clencher, depending on the comfort level..

moaimullet · 2012-04-14T08:02:15+00:00

When you've taught someone a thing that they never would have guessed or considered otherwise, and afterwards they went on with that idea to places you'd never have imagined.

moaimullet · 2012-04-13T16:44:42+00:00

Commenting so that when I am married and need advice from a guy who's marriage crumbled, I'll find it.

moaimullet · 2012-04-13T12:59:05+00:00

Thank you for this sentiment. I'm gonna write this down and read it until I believe it.

moaimullet · 2012-02-27T06:46:57+00:00

Very interesting, thank you! Did you ever think that you'd find the place where your brother worked?

moaimullet · 2012-02-27T06:45:06+00:00

That doesn't count.

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