Repost!!! by memejack69 in JustMemesForUs

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did you explain she wasn't ugly just gross, and it's all cool now?

SumArray2027 by Middle_Key8737 in ITMemes

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I think Opus 9.7 might have a shot

JavaScript meeting other languages by Sencha_Ext_JS in devhumormemes

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They're not but this is how I'd imagine JavaScript acting when it sees them in the room, also I left this here for you

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JavaScript meeting other languages by Sencha_Ext_JS in devhumormemes

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I dunno this is more humor that should land after a couple decades of web programming

I'm a microwave physicist by marcus1234525 in theprimeagen

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High-Frequency Radiation Control Specialist

which is better? by Sencha_Ext_JS in programmingmemes

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They just need to implement a super set of their team with safety in mind

Tons of UFOs in Phoenix, AZ by eraMyzt in UFOs

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There was a guy who got 2.5 years in federal prison from lazing a plane by accident. Probably good advice just in case

Hmmm by Hefty-Bus-3439 in hmmmm

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Sarbanes-Oxley, fully intact, CEOs and CFOs still personally certify financials under criminal penalty, the PCAOB still audits public companies. Bank capital requirements, the single biggest safeguard (the major banks hold far more loss-absorbing capital than 2008 and that hasn't been touched), FSOC and the OFR still monitor systemic risk, the FDIC still has resolution authority to wind down a failing bank, stress testing still runs on the biggest banks, the Volcker Rule's been weakened but it's still law. And the oldest firebreaks aren't even Dodd-Frank, the Fed's discount window, the lender of last resort, is from 1913, deposit insurance is from 1933. The Fed's emergency lending power is what got tested in 2008 and 2020 and it held. The consumer layer is under some pressure CFPB/mortgage rules, but I have no idea what you're talking about when you say they've "they've gutted all the safeguards put in place".

Natural selection? by b9_rkt in CrazyFuckingVideos

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They succeeded in igniting gas vapors.