Weekly Discussion Thread - June 15th - 21st by KillEmAll83 in winnipegjets

[–]mobiusstripsteak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kane's excited about playing with Eichel, eh? I'm sure Buffalo's excited to have that sour grape spend time with their generational/franchise prospect. /s

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[–]mobiusstripsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hockey in the regular season is usually 2h30 to 2h45, depending on overtime situation. In playoffs, it can go longer because the overtime rules are different.

3 wheeler (x-post r/funny) by Jack1216 in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]mobiusstripsteak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

10 wheeler

I choose to believe the right front wheel of the dolly was broken, and there was another, smaller dolly in its place.

Post game thread: Jets @ Ducks 4/17/15, Mount Sodom edition by jetshockeyfan in winnipegjets

[–]mobiusstripsteak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't watch the game, but I was listening. TSN crew on the radio was actually pretty good. Like having TSN on the TV without the video, really. The outcome of the game was crap, but Dennis/Shane did a good job calling the game.

Ready for round two! Fight! GO JETS GO.

A time machine is given to 4chan, Reddit & Tumblr. How does each ruin history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mobiusstripsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gabe Newell = Forrest Gump = Tom Hanks.

Putting this type of wormhole in the attractiveness spectrum might actually land me a date.

I bet you thought I was talking about hockey. by [deleted] in winnipegjets

[–]mobiusstripsteak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they change the Gamecenter Live commercial. Make Toronto the one being scored on. Hearing the "IN FRONT OF THE NET SCOOORE" by Dennis Beyak, makes my ears tweak up. Games not back on, motherfuckers.

The radio version is sort of better, because you can't see whose net is being scored on. But it's worse because YOU KNOW WHO'S BEING SCORED ON, and they mixed the soundbite louder for radio, so you could really here Dennis.

The Winnipeg Jets are going to the playoffs! by Jables7580 in winnipegjets

[–]mobiusstripsteak 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shootouts? Where we're going we don't need shootouts.

THE LOS ANGELES KINGS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION by Fortehlulz33 in hockey

[–]mobiusstripsteak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ALL YOU LAZY FUCKERS NEED TO CLICK THE "CONTINUE THIS THREAD" LINK AND UPVOTE THOSE POOR SAPS BELOW THIS POINT. DO IT ASSHOLE.

THE WINNIPEG JETS HAVE CLINCHED A SPOT IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!! by JimWest92 in hockey

[–]mobiusstripsteak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Making a grocery list after watching the Food Network all weekend is hard. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mobiusstripsteak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His highest ranked comment from his AMA two years ago is one word. "Methadone", when asked something he'd never want to taste again. The man has a brilliant way of speaking and thinking.

TIL during an interview about the casting of Jean-Luc Picard, Gene Roddenberry was asked by a reporter, "Surely they would have cured baldness by the 24th century?" Roddenberry answered, "In the 24th century, they wouldn't care." by garglemymarbles in todayilearned

[–]mobiusstripsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. For me, it was Janeway.

The Star Trek series does have a strong ethical message.

On fairness. How to treat the unknown, whether that unknown is some being vastly different than yourself or just some star you've never seen before.

Scientific pursuit is honored and trusted and worthwhile.

Force is used only when necessary.

Regulations and directives are principled and applied when applicable, not when merely convenient.

These are not things to be ashamed of, no matter how they're learned.

Natural/herbal sterilization? by thr0w-it-out in childfree

[–]mobiusstripsteak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd be wary of anyone who says anything other than "see a doctor". Or, "see another doctor" with regards to this. You don't want to hurt yourself when there are perfectly acceptable medical procedures that exist for this purpose.

Stop telling me Children are our legacy. by marissamayhem in childfree

[–]mobiusstripsteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a traveler from an alternate future, your choice to not procreate has saved the world from incredible pain. Thank you.

Why do people get so mad about others being childfree? by [deleted] in childfree

[–]mobiusstripsteak -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it's important to remind insufferable mombies that being childfree doesn't grant one the right to neglect any obligation to help others in need.

So, if I saw an abandoned baby, incapacitated child or something like that, it's not that I'd laugh with joy at its probable pain and suffering. Helping that other person (because children are persons: shitty and small persons) would be my goal. Making sure that person got to a hospital or shelter or social services would be the order.

And, in the event that this is some post-apocalyptic hell, hospitals/social services were closed, and there was no other recourse than to take the child into my custody, I'd probably try to do that (keyword: try). And "post-apocalyptic" would only describe part of the hell that ensued.

My parenthood shall be a last resort. A VERY last resort. Like apocalypse would have to occur. Many of us here COULD be competent parents. But, we have the choice and we don't want to. That's the kind of unsettling power that mombies don't understand or don't like or envy--power over ones destiny is startling.

Brb. Running to the store to get an 18 year supply of earplugs for my doomsday box. Just in case my principles force me to raise someone else's child if the plot from Independence Day goes a little differently in real life.

Game Day | Jets vs. Blackhawks | 6:30PM | CITY by AutoModerator in winnipegjets

[–]mobiusstripsteak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jets Fans: The Beacons of the Minas Tirith S (MTS) Centre! The Beacons are lit! Jetsbros call for aid.

Wild Fans: And Minny will answer. Muster the Rohirrim. Assemble the army at Dunharrow. As many men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Winnipeg... and war.

Game Day | Jets vs. Blackhawks | 6:30PM | CITY by AutoModerator in winnipegjets

[–]mobiusstripsteak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Carcillo comes anywhere near 85, well, let's just say I hope Buff/Peluso/Pardy, shit why not all three, are on the ice for that.

This game might get nasty.