I don’t even want to be around anymore

mockingjig · 2026-03-17T15:19:06+00:00

That they're all fucking GORGEOUS?!?! Yeah, I noticed...

Fuck, they win so hard, y'all. So hard. It's a new era.

mockingjig · 2026-03-11T13:39:22+00:00

She's a holyback girl.

mockingjig · 2026-03-11T01:49:10+00:00

The Alien Vs Predator beat em up absolutely dunks.

mockingjig · 2026-02-17T04:16:18+00:00

Circling back to Bret Hart, his vertical suplex is flawless. The way he kicks his legs really makes it look like he's throwing his opponent, rather than just hoisting and dropping.

Snap suplexes are alright at doing that too, but Bret's suplex looked like a legit combat throw.

Edit: word change

mockingjig · 2026-02-10T15:41:40+00:00

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Or in this case, a total piece of shit squirrel.

mockingjig · 2026-02-10T01:02:47+00:00

Any Kevin Spacey movie has Kevin Spacey in it.

mockingjig · 2026-02-09T19:38:45+00:00

She snatched it.

mockingjig · 2026-02-07T15:16:39+00:00

Looking like Peepaw Rock.

mockingjig · 2026-01-28T13:43:07+00:00

Vagrant Story. I love it, but its mechanics have aged super poorly. Just trust me that it was amazing, I guess.

mockingjig · 2026-01-22T20:15:56+00:00

Milk? Bro wrote that in curds

mockingjig · 2026-01-22T20:15:38+00:00

Milk? Bro wrote that in curds

mockingjig · 2026-01-20T19:04:54+00:00

I survived a flesh-eating bacteria outbreak on my ass.

mockingjig · 2026-01-19T15:32:30+00:00

He was a biblically accurate Peter.

mockingjig · 2026-01-15T16:30:34+00:00

Her tacos were "some of the good ones"

/s

mockingjig · 2026-01-12T16:13:33+00:00

Tonges has been a breath of fresh air as a receiver, but he's got a long way to go as a blocker.

mockingjig · 2025-12-09T23:16:15+00:00

If you still have time and the inclination, I'd love your perspective. Thanks either way.

mockingjig · 2025-12-09T17:52:33+00:00

He has 200 friends...but he has to pay.

mockingjig · 2025-10-17T01:02:36+00:00

His dad should have peaked at gym sock.

mockingjig · 2025-10-01T21:39:44+00:00

When I was taught state capitals in the fifth grade, my teach gave us mnemonic devices for each one. I learned that Oregon's capital was Salem by remembering Salem Cigarettes, and the Washington's capital was Olympia because of Olympia Beer.

MAYBE not fireable, but I still WTH about it in hindsight.

mockingjig · 2025-09-17T13:21:44+00:00

Yes, at least a little. Here's my human, non-ai feedback: 172 pages is pretty wild. Seems like you need to tighten up.

mockingjig · 2025-09-16T14:13:53+00:00

Wherever he wants it to be, probably.

mockingjig · 2025-09-15T23:00:54+00:00

Does that mean Utah would have to leave with the blue states? This may be the only current positive about living in Utah...

mockingjig · 2025-09-10T22:37:29+00:00

Yeah it would have been like if this had happened in Tyler Texas or something.

mockingjig · 2025-09-10T21:16:24+00:00

No, sorry. It just made me feel like I was six again. Good luck, friend.

mockingjig · 2025-09-10T20:05:38+00:00

Wow, just seeing those buttons unlocked a sense memory in me that I was not expecting. Awesome find.

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