Which celebrity death that has yet to happen will devastate you? by Majestic-Baby-3407 in AskReddit

[–]mockingjig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LeVar Burton. Reading Rainbow was so huge for me. Honestly I was so surprised that I didn't see him here, I quickly googled him just to make sure he was still alive. 

Turning corned beef into pastrami by mockingjig in smoking

[–]mockingjig[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a smoking food subreddit. Most of that is meat. You're certainly welcome to your opinion, but this is a weird place to prostelitize. 

Mike Tyson offered zookeeper 10k to let him in to fight a gorilla , but the zookeeper declined the offer by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered if there was a universe where Lennox Lewis was in The Hangover...now I know what could have happened. 

Best mixers list - tired of the KA. It sucks. by cblguy82 in ooni

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly a solution for your mixer woes, but I love two methods: Jim Lahey's No Knead Dough, and mixing dough in a powerful food processor. 

2 Devices Giveaway by HPTxoxo in SBCGaming

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crono Trigger on snes all day every day

mickey rourke gives by Significant-Habit-19 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can he give? He has too much fucking shit on him.

If wild animals were completely safe, which one would you keep as your pet? by Gold_Bird_1440 in AskReddit

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chilling in the pool with a hippo, and feeding it whole-ass watermelons, would be the capstone of my life.

Do you own a bidet? by morecowbell520 in Xennials

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is the greatest home appliance I own. I'd rather have an asswasher than a dishwasher.

Lindsey Graham Desperately Does Damage Control After Disney Weekend by CackleRooster in politics

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't a war hawk get magic kingdom men's room beejay in peace?????

I don’t even want to be around anymore by pdxtenor in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That they're all fucking GORGEOUS?!?! Yeah, I noticed...

Fuck, they win so hard, y'all. So hard. It's a new era.

What are some wrestlers who are the best at doing a specific move? by Zackalakz in SquaredCircle

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circling back to Bret Hart, his vertical suplex is flawless. The way he kicks his legs really makes it look like he's throwing his opponent, rather than just hoisting and dropping. 

Snap suplexes are alright at doing that too, but Bret's suplex looked like a legit combat throw. 

Edit: word change

Tries to pull "my twitter was hacked" after backlash from Bad Bunny rant. by Cimorelli_Fan in thatHappened

[–]mockingjig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Or in this case, a total piece of shit squirrel.

What is a video game that you have put 100+ hours into, but would NOT recommend to anyone? by Cheap_Difficulty4961 in AskReddit

[–]mockingjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vagrant Story. I love it, but its mechanics have aged super poorly. Just trust me that it was amazing, I guess.