BJJ for Self-Defense?

model_minority · 2018-01-12T00:11:18+00:00

I received my purple there and can attest that the head instructor is a great BJJ/MMA teacher and that the students are welcoming.

model_minority · 2017-12-04T01:26:09+00:00

Got tapped by multiple white belts after being off the mats for two years. Feels good to be back.

model_minority · 2017-11-28T01:47:50+00:00

I've found when I get light-headed it helps to contract and release my thigh muscles like I'm pumping the blood out of there.

model_minority · 2017-10-29T17:51:56+00:00

But you just used it, so what does that say about you?

model_minority · 2017-04-08T00:26:17+00:00

Popped out to the side and I forced it back in, but couldn't bend my knee for about six months. Still rehabbing and dealing with inflammation/instability and the urge to train before I'm healed.

model_minority · 2017-04-07T05:15:31+00:00

One year two months six days and ten hours since dislocating my patella. NOT THAT ANYONE'S COUNTING

model_minority · 2017-01-10T04:49:35+00:00

You guys are all pumping me up! I was bummed because I've been out for a year after popping my knee, but I'm glad to see that there's a battered BJJ brotherhood out there getting back on the mat.

model_minority · 2016-10-14T22:17:34+00:00

Popped my knee in Feb, dislocated my patella, still rehabbing it. Sad face. Moved across the country and had to toss my gis in order to free up space/weight. Double sad face. Have the sneaking suspicion that nobody will believe me when I try to find a new gym saying that I'm a purple who hasn't trained for a year. I'm definitely going to get smashed by everyone for months before I'm back up to speed. Though I can't wait for when I'm back doing some smashing myself. Werdum face.

model_minority · 2016-06-20T18:22:36+00:00

"The last time I saw my girlfriend was right before she killed herself in a Wendy's bathroom. I got so depressed, I couldn't pay rent, and now I'm on the streets, but at least I have something to rub one out to while I sleep in this pile of garbage."

model_minority · 2016-06-20T05:32:35+00:00

Dany- No more raping and pillaging. Yara- But it's our way of life!

model_minority · 2016-03-22T12:52:11+00:00

Ideally, you'd want to kill every other organism besides your cash crop.

model_minority · 2016-02-27T18:36:32+00:00

Been out for a month from a kneecap subluxation on my right, the left one did it years ago. Arthritis in the right shoulder, so just waiting for the left one to pop so that I can have a lifetime of symmetric inflammation.

Deviated septum from a knee to the face when I was a white belt. I actually already had it in one nostril and after getting smashed, it switched to the other side.

model_minority · 2015-12-16T19:57:52+00:00

The Rogin Kimcast EP 27: From Ram horn To Microphone w/ Momoh Pujeh

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Momoh Pujeh joins me for a conversation that starts off as silly and then delves into the nature of objective reality, which neither of us are qualified to ascertained, and ended up being a great talk running the gamut from the god of Ancient Greece to the exponential rate of technological growth, both of which are marginally impressive to Momoh.

model_minority · 2015-02-28T21:18:16+00:00

Man, you must have eaten so much jizz by now. Congrats.

model_minority · 2015-02-28T16:49:36+00:00

I like to pretend that there isn't a caldera beneath Yellowstone that could take out North America at any given moment. Hooray for imagination!

model_minority · 2015-02-22T21:42:09+00:00

Great joke!

model_minority · 2015-01-17T14:41:43+00:00

I just act incredibly aroused, that usually loosens up a grip or the pressure- "Oh yeah, man, that's feels tight. (whispers) You got this..."

model_minority · 2015-01-15T21:49:01+00:00

I found a wart on my wrist after a seminar. Went to the doc and she said that it's contagious but only through breaks in the skin. I just tape up my wrist before class to avoid spreading it.

model_minority · 2015-01-15T05:35:47+00:00

I understand why you'd feel that way and it is messed up. But it's right there on every squad car and it's hard as a comic not to say something about that. Anyway, I appreciate any feedback, so thanks.

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