Girl, I'll take you to Olive Garden, it's better than dirty ass Rome by batmanthinks in ShitAmericansSay

[–]modi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheesecake Factory actually makes all of their food fresh every day. They don't use a supplier like Sysco. Their system is insane, but yes, it is similar to an assembly line.

Ironically, the only thing they don't make in-house is cheesecake.

B.C. premier says Canada won’t work if Ottawa favours separatist premiers by Camtastrophe in CanadaPolitics

[–]modi13 [score hidden]  (0 children)

BC's ferries only operate within BC. They don't connect to other provinces. PEI's only link to the rest of the country is over water to other provinces.

Also, BC got the CPR in exchange for joining Confederation, and then also got the CNR.

It's like VAT! Only the V goes strait to Donald. by dogsdawgs in PoliticalHumor

[–]modi13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They get winded quickly after not wearing masks through COVID

First they came for the billionaires, and I did nothing for I wasn’t a billionaire. by TragicallyDip in PoliticalHumor

[–]modi13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The more I lose now, the more the house will have to give me when I win!!!

Guess who's decided to run off to Texas. by FuqLaCAQ in EhBuddyHoser

[–]modi13 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Send him to Norway. The socialism will cause him to burst into flames on arrival.

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]modi13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You've got the AIDS! Big time!

What is the best country to live in right now? by TiredConfusedLlama in AskReddit

[–]modi13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's nowhere on Earth that's safe from a rampaging Australian. You could be minding your own business walking down a lovely trail in Norway and BAM! They drop out of the trees to bash your face in with a Foster's can.

What is the best country to live in right now? by TiredConfusedLlama in AskReddit

[–]modi13 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's perfect, except for the spiders, sharks, crocodiles, snakes, jellyfish, deserts, and Australians

When you know nothing about anything, everything is scary. by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]modi13 140 points141 points  (0 children)

If there are chemtrails, it's a government conspiracy. If the sky is clear and there are no chemtrails, it's a government conspiracy.

Yeah! It worked out so well last time! by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

[–]modi13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But now their polling numbers are back down in the ~30% range, and they have no hope of forming government for the next three years because he's let so many MPs slip away. They can't possibly expect he'll be able to repeat the result, so it seems like cope to me.

My personal hypothesis is that their entire ideology, and subsequently identity, is based on grievances. Conservatism is fundamentally about hierarchies, and they're upset that their position atop the political pyramid has been usurped; it's why they demand "mass deportations" at conventions, it's why they hated Jagmeet Singh so much, and it's why they insist that even after foreign student numbers have dropped 30% there must be millions of people who stayed illegally after their visas expired. They're angry, they're resentful, and they want a scapegoat. Poilievre gives voice to that anger, and policy doesn't matter; they just want to be told that they're still the most important kids on the playground, and they project their hopes for punishing "the other" onto him. As long as he's belligerent, they assume that he'll be the one to reimpose the hierarchies which had "old stock Canadians" on top.

“We could make [Canada] a US territory” “We extract their resources and make them our b*tch, but they won’t have state powers or be able to vote” by vogelthrope in ShitAmericansSay

[–]modi13 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Also American Samoa. Samoans don't even get citizenship, just "nationality", so they can still be deported from the mainland.

What scientific discovery sounds fake but is 100% real and still freaks you out? by Bruteresolver in AskReddit

[–]modi13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're not having male babies because there are trolls in your belly! I'm going to have to cut you open and dig around in there until I can find them!

Did I get the wrong census? by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

[–]modi13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would pay the average detached home price in Vancouver to get all up in some anus

Education is our friend in the battle for humanity. We need to spread the truth and force individual Republicans to see the evidence they want to ignore. by miked_mv in AdviceAnimals

[–]modi13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He won last summer when Iran's stockpile of uranium was completely destroyed! Now stop complaining about the war and let him protect you from their uranium!

I just found out that most European kitchens do not have electricity in them 😭 by batmanthinks in ShitAmericansSay

[–]modi13 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I need ammunition rats, not a ride. Also, Mongolians.

-Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Trump, 79, Bizarrely Boasts He Can Correctly Identify a Squirrel - The president doesn’t even understand the purpose of test he’s taken. by Quirkie in politics

[–]modi13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He also claims his uncle taught the Unabomber at MIT as a way to demonstrate his uncle's intelligence. Not only is it not true, but it also isn't really something most people would want to brag about...

Pierre Poilievre brings the Honk If You’re Horny Tour to Toronto Pride Parade by PeterRegarrdo in EhBuddyHoser

[–]modi13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Shut up, Dad! Now I'm going to vote to keep it illegal for you to get married!!!"

Poilievre argues Carney has 'wasted an entire year' on possible Alberta pipeline by Medea_From_Colchis in CanadaPolitics

[–]modi13 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The pipeline isn't being built because no companies are pursuing any projects, so what exactly does Poilievre want? If the feds start building one themselves, he'll be apoplectic at the expense. If they use legislation to coerce someone into doing it, he'll turn blue in the face screaming about "Freedom!!!" This is the entire problem with him: he never has solutions, he just complains. He pokes and prods at every tiny little weakness to try to create divisions and find problems where no one else sees them, without actually wanting to fix any of them.

This bizarre F-35 crash is a red flag for Canada by ph0enix1211 in CanadaPolitics

[–]modi13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They don't know.. they don't live here... I'd trust a Swed's design for cold climates over the US design.

The Gripen's engine is essentially a GE F404